Imgflip Logo Icon

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | HOW ABOUT; IMGFLIP ADDS A FEATURE TO SEE WHETHER SOMEONE IS ONLINE OR NOT | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
624 views 36 upvotes Made by aloofy_moofy_doofy. 3 years ago in imgflip
Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers memeCaption this Meme
41 Comments
4 ups, 3y
Nah. I already have enough stalkers on here.
3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I agree with myself.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
obama medal | image tagged in obama medal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:o
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yup, that's my alt.
1 up, 3y
Jesus I saw that meme | image tagged in jesus i saw that meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
1 up, 3y
yes pls. I need to know whether my friends are online, I might disturb their account without knowing they are actually offline
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
Yes
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Man. When I posted this everyone agreed with me and now they're hating this idea... This whole operation was their idea
1 up, 3y
Bruh
1 up, 3y
I kinda like the idea as that means you can meme chat people when your online so you can actually get a quick response.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
No thanks
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I wonder why people hate this suggestion so much.
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
1. Why does it matter if I'm online or not?
2. Why do I want someone else to know that I'm online?
3. People will just get butthurt, leaving comments like "I know you're online, why don't you reply to me?"
4. stalkers
5. yo mama
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
One other thing - it's technically difficult and expensive to do this. Just registering a user as online if they're signed in isn't going to be accurate. I haven't signed out in months, but I'm not on this site 24/7 - so doing it that way would be grossly inaccurate. To do it right, you need a javascript to poll the page periodically to determine if it's visible (on screen, not under another window, has focus...that sort of thing....actively in-use) and then report that back to the server when it changes.

The code looks like this:

window.addEventListener('visibilityChange', function (e) {
switch(document.hidden) {
case "undefined":
// do something when the page is hidden
break;
default:
// do something when the page is visible
break;
}
});


That's where it gets expensive. Just switching tabs to check your gmail sends a message to the site to say you're offline, you switch back and now you're online again...another message. If you're like me, you might have 3 or 4 imgflip tabs open. Switching between them sends the online/offline messages for each tab closed and opened. I don't know the number of simultaneous users this site has at any given time, but I'd wager that during primetime it's in the thousands. That's a lot of status updates to process - 1000 users switching online status every time they switch tabs or pause to check their email, or when the screensaver kicks on because they're peeing....

I do this stuff for a living, and I have to talk customers out of silly things like this - usually I do it with a cost analysis. "Ok, so this change you're asking for will require that I scale the cluster by X number of instances which translates to $Y per month" - usually it's something frivolous and they opt out. There isn't a good reason for users to want it, and there isn't a business reason to have it. It's going to cause trouble for the users, and it's going to increase operation costs.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
You're a coder?
1 up, 3y
I'm a software developer (there's a difference)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lmao
0 ups, 3y
Yeah, "yo mama" is a checkmate answer....I know
1 up, 3y
I’d like to only be able to see if someone I’m following is online or someone that is following me to see if I’m online. I wouldn’t want just anyone watching my account
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
Just like discord right?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
YES!
0 ups, 3y
i ment like you can only see like your friends or sm
1 up, 3y
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
yee
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
No
1 up, 3y,
3 replies
No because
A. It’s fairly useless
B. We don’t need stalkers stalking your every go***amn move
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
They meant if you're signed in you're registered as "online," otherwise the user is unavailable, *realization* unless they have an alt so A is mostly correct.
0 ups, 3y
I’m always signed in so I guess I’m always online then
2 ups, 3y
How
[deleted]
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
How are they "stalkers?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You clearly haven’t been online as much as I have
[deleted]
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I am on imgflip most of the day.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
How long have you been here though?
[deleted]
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Read it on my profile.
0 ups, 3y
I’ve had several accounts, I originally joined in 2017 under the username ContentDeleter (my most well known name anyway)
[deleted]
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
https://imgflip.com/i/5jpt0m?nerp=1629077399#com13679395
AY WE GOT A “WHO ASKED”
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
“Genshit impact” lmao, the bullying has spread to imgflip
[deleted]
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yeah lol
That was the worst possible insult you could have ever done lmao
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
It was funny though, nice play on words XD
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
Yeah lol
But still, it was shitty
Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers memeCaption this Meme
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
HOW ABOUT; IMGFLIP ADDS A FEATURE TO SEE WHETHER SOMEONE IS ONLINE OR NOT