Anyone want to role play?

i grab a bike lock and smash her head in to end her suffering and also because i dropped my pop tart that morning

Damn msmg brutal I-

give me my go***mn pop tart

Ur scaring me so take it

thanks

I- okay then

i would blow her go***mn head off with a sawed-off shotgun but i wasn’t wearing my trenchcoat that day

Another dead body to my collection. Hooray for me

I'd beat her to death, she can't fight back. Also female deer don't have antlers.

Then I'd stuff it

Larq: hello?

Fox: goobye

I've always wanted to try fried blues clues

JAHAHAHHAHA
IM SORRY-

Lmfao

Delilah: *Stop crying and looks up.* O-oh. Hi. *She rubs her eyes.*

Larq: who put you here?

Delilah: *Her eyes go wide.* Bad people. Very bad people.

Larq: ohoki.
There's not much I can do tho.

Despacito Yoda: FRICK YOU
*Un funkins your Friday night*

*picks her up throws her in a trash can waits for the trash truck to come hops on bike follows it to dumb where I watch the stupid deer-man get crushed to death in*

Robert: What the f**k? Uses a baseball bat (he’s coming from practice conveniently) and smashes the lock

Delilah: *She laughs.*

Robert: smiles, listen we should go to insert place and time

Delilah: Like- like as a date?

Robert: Sure! Winks at her

Delilah: I- I- Oh- Yes? *She’s obviously incredibly flustered.* Ye- yeah, that sounds fun. Um- Do you have a car?

Robert: well it’s only like a block away

Delilah: Oh! Do you wanna go right now?

Robert: If you want~

Delilah: Do you?

Robert: I do! I’d love to

Delilah: Um, no. I don’t think so. I heal quickly.

Robert: Phew! That’s great! Rubs her eyes romantically, (idk if you want to do romantic)

Delilah: *I blush, and glance down.* Your hands are really warm. (I’m totally fine with romantic)

Robert: Blushes hard

Delilah: *She glances up, and meets Robert’s eyes, blushing more.* You- Um- I like your eyes.

Robert: your antlers look great on you

Delilah: *She reaches up and touches one gently.* You really think so? My whole life I’ve been told they make me a freak.

Robert: Ngl, if it was one me, then yeah pretty freaky, but on you… they look hot

Delilah: *Her face turns a very flattering shade of red.* O-oh?

Robert: Brushes some hair from her face and gets closer

Delilah: *She flinches back, but then looks at Robert gratefully.* Th-thank you…

Robert: Are you hurt?

Delilah: No, I don’t think so. *She has a very faint British accent.* You must be really strong, to break that with just a bat.

Robert: (he has a texas accent) Oh it ain’t nothing! Blushes a bit

Delilah: *She laughs softly.* What’s your name?

Robert: Robert, what about you?

Delilah: I’m Delilah.

Robert: That’s a pretty name, I MEAN why were you like that? I mean paying on the ground ofc

Delilah: Oh, um… it’s a long, boring story.

Robert: Ph crap, well do you need to go to a er or something?

Robert

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WELL NO SHIY

Robert

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Robert

Delilah: *she blushes slightly.* Should we go then?

Robert: Sure

Delilah: Lead the way.

They walk to the rest

Araunt

Delilah: Woah. This is cool.

Robert: yeah it’s a nice place

Delilah: I’ve never been to a restaurant before.

Robert: No kidding?

Delilah: It’s a long story.

Robert: I want to hear all the details

Delilah: *She’s obviously flustered.* I- Um..*She blushes again.*

Robert: Blushing

Delilah: You- you’re really cute…

Robert: not as cute as you

Delilah: *She laughs quietly.* You’re really nice Robert.

Robert: Can I kiss you?

Delilah: *She nods, and leans slightly closer.*

Robert goes no balls and kisses her flat out

Delilah: *She kisses him back.*

Robert: Damn, making out with a deer chick in an alley, wait until the guys hear about this

Delilah: I think that’s a story for another day.

That’s fair, cuddles on her

Delilah: *She laughs.* Come on, let’s go eat.

(Theses 2 would make a great couple)
Robert: Holds her hand And they go eat

Delilah: Oh my god, I've never had a soup that good! What is it called again? (Absolutely agreed)

(Lol, I love how this takes like a day for the plots)
Robert: ligma soup, weird name

Delilah: Ligma, ligma, ligma... I like ligma soup. Ligma. Wow, that's a really weird name.

Robert: yeah it is