My cat sliced the side of my thumb open.

that must've hurt, are you okay now?

Yes

okie, good :)

oof

Ultra: The box contains it's type memories for when it evolves. SO IF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT, TAKE GOOD F**KING CARE OF IT.

Ink: OK JEEZ-

Ultra: ^^

Dreamleo: *curls up and falls asleep around Lycancross*

Lycancross: *fallen asleep*

Ultra: *sigh* Did Toothless give the box and Pokemball, Ink?

Ink: yes
(Pokemball)

(DAMNIT KEYBOARD.)
Ultra: You'll like it. trust me.

Ink: ok
(lol)

Ultra: Open the damn ball already!

Ink: OK DAMN- *does so*

Type: Null: *pops out*

Ink: :|
(I changed my punchline a little)

Nightla: LET ME AT HHIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!

Lycancross: go ahead if you want

Nightla: *BLOODY MURDERING LYCANCROSS*

Lycancross: you know I can't die in this form, right?

Nightla: DO I GAVE A SHIT?!

Lycancross: nope

Dreamleo: Will you both stop????

Lycancross: . .

Dreamleo: *uses Hypnoses on both Lycancross and Nightla*

Lycancross: . . (he's gonna fall on me-)

Ultra: A Pokemon. Type: Null, to be specific. In the box are the type memories.

ok

Ultra: Can you give them to him? Just tell him he'll like them.

ohok *does so*

Ultra: So?

Oh I forgot Ink is in danger-

Ultra: Why? But he should be able to protect himself with Type: Null.

Well, Cross got angy and Ink made the cow noise and now Cross is trying to kill Ink but Dream is holding him back

Ultra: WOW. UH, SHOULD I GET LEO?

MAYBE-

Fun fact: The stars on it are made of rock

cool

Ight Imma change my band-aid real quick.

ok

lol

Ultra(Alola's new nickname): *has a Pokeball and a box* Give this to Ink.

ok *does so*

Ultra: Good. *pets her Silvally*

What is it anyways?

*pain*

oof

IT'S BLOODY HAWT OVER HERE.

How cold is it for you?

15

Damn.
IT'S IN THE F**KING 90'S (FAHRENHEIT!!!!!!)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND F U C K MIDDLE SCHOOL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

I made Starock. AKA Staruff's grown up form

Ultra: LEO! COME ON OUT, BUDDY!
Leo: LA-LIIIIOOOOONNNN!!
Ultra: We need to stop a raging oreo.

Raging Oreo. *WHEEZE*

*At the location where the raging oreo is*
Leo: Bro, stop trying to kill Ink.

Cross: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Leo: *tackles him*
Grace: *turns Cross and Dream into their Pokemon forms*
Ultra: Well that's one way to fix it.

Lycancross: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Dreamleo: *curls up around Lycancross*
Starock: Fuc dis shit I'm out.
Nightla: Omae wa, mou shinderu.....

Lycancross: . .

Dreamleo: *purrs*
Nightla: *READY TO KILL LYCANCROSS* <image>

Lycancross: *Clearly doesn't care anymore* . .