HONEY, YOUR BROTHER AND HIS BOYFRIEND WILL BE COMING OVER FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO COOK? MEHMED AND RADU? I HAVE A MENU PLANNED FOR THEM. SERVE THE SKEWERS AS THE MAIN COURSE. OK ... AND FOR AN APPETIZER? SOMETHING SIMPLE. MAYBE A CHEESE BOARD? OR SOMETHING SIMILAR? YOU KNOW WHAT VLAD. MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING MORE TURKISH. LIKE KOFTA? I CHANGED MY OPINION! LET'S SERVE SOMETHING WESTERN! TRADITIONAL AMERICAN BURGER! AND WHAT ELSE??? FRIES ON A STICK? EXACTLY SO, HONEY. I'M AFRAID TO ASK WHAT FOR DESSERT. JUST ICE CREAM. THEY PROBABLY LOVE THEM. VLAD NO. CAN WE GIVE THEM SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT HAVE A STICK IN IT? SOMETHING LESS OFFENSIVE??? AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU CAN BAKE A WHOLE TURKEY FOR THEM. OH GOD, I'M FED UP. WE WILL ORDER A PIZZA. DON'T FORGET TO ORDER A DOUBLE PORK. AND OPEN VODKA. THEY WILL BE HUNGRY AND THIRSTY AFTER THE JOURNEY.
