I hate democracy

:O

Yeah he’s my oc

this is my oc thing

Is that woman?

PFFFT-Isnxieudjuudksiww-*dies*

Is it?

n o
but he probably gae

But Stanley is straight

*wheeze*
welp i’ll use this

Ok

pffft-

So wanna rp?

sUrEeEEEe

Ok

*looks at him* hm?

Stanley: Sorry you’re blocking the bathroom and I really need to go

oh *gets out of the way* sorry

Stanley: it’s fine goes does his thing thanks

ok *smokes a cigerette*

Stanley: I should go my gf is really nervous about being at this party

Hey if you want to do an actual romantic rp I will but I only use straight males for romantic rps

(you can use my ocs they are bi if you want) hey need some help?

?

(I can let you use one of my ocs just this one time)

(Show me my options

Makane: What do you want

Stanley: to self I just wanna sleep Damn it I don’t want to be in a rp I just wanna sleep…

*weird noises come from outside*

Basically says this

*they get louder*

Stanley: I don’t care I don’t care

*His window opens and him and Laila start getting sucked into something*

Stanley: F**K F**K F**K

*there is a portal outside and Gaara and Makane jump in while Stanley and Laila get sucked into it*

Stanley: Da f**k happened?

*Stanley and Laila fall out of the sky*
Makane: oh God they got sucked in
Gaara: I got this *a giant pile of sand catches them*

Stanley: Damn I got sand in my shoes slides down pile, Hey thanks for saving us

Gaara: Not a problem
Makane: Welcoke to our universe.

Welcome*

Stanley: Kinda weird… So why are we here?

Makane: Portals are strong. Sorry

Stanley: So how do we get out?

Gaara: I'm sorry to say you can't currently

Stanley: I’m sorry what?

Gaara: It will be a while

Stanley: Damn it, well might as well show me around or something

Gaara: As the village leader it is my pleasure
Makane: You see, this is only one of many villages

Stanley: Laila sleeps with him at his house

*You hear someone shouting outside*

Stanley: What groggy

*He sounds worried*

Stanley: Grabs a pistol and hesitantly walks outside

???: *he's asking people about something*

Stanley: Hey! Is there a problem?

???: I'm looking for my friend. I was supposed to meet her at the party. I'm getting worried

Stanley: Is her name Laila?

???: Who is that? *he describes the girl he saw earlier that day*

Stanley: Uses a giant screw driver to unscrew the fan making it useless

Temari: There isn't a screw on this fan dumba**

Stanley: just grabs the fan and breaks it

Temari: You expect to break a fan this big that easily?

Stanley: Well clearly the laws of physics are bs in this realm also I don’t even know who the hell you are

Temarj: We can climb up trees without hands.

Stanley: Gee that helps so much, listen let’s start over, I’m Stanley

(Can we do this is memechat?)

Stanley: Oh nice

Gaara: Want to come inside?
Makane: Be ready for craziness if you do

Stanley; Goes in

*A boy with brown hari is chilling while a girl with blonde hair is beating up a boy with black hair*

Stanley: Pulls the boy of him

(The girl is the one beating him up)
Temari: LET ME GO OR I WILL FAN YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE SO FAST

Stanley: Let’s go

*Temari brings out a giant fan and fans him out of the roof of the house in one hit*

Stanley: Da f**k? If you can bring out giant fans then maybe…
Conjures a giant wall and sets in front of the fan allowing him to go inside the house

*Temari uses it again and the wind from the fan breaks the wall*

Stanley: Sorry your blocking the bathroom and I have to go

*makane steps out of the way*

Stanley: Does his thing then exits the bathroom

Makane: *she starts to walk away*

Stanley: Gets back to his gf at the party

(Makane likes someone anyways xD)
*Makane gets a message form her friend*
*You see a boy with red hair at the party*

Stanley: Starts dancing with Laila (she’s someone else’s oc who we agreed is canonically dating Stanley)

*The red haired boy seems to be looking for something*

Stanley: Leaves with Laila

???: CRAP WHERE THE HECK IS SHE

Stanley: Oh yeah! She was there

???: Where did you see her???

Stanley: At one of my friends party why?

???: I'm looking for her!
Makane: Gaara I'm here calm down
Gaara: Oh God you scared the living crap out of me

Stanley: Listen I don’t know what’s happening but here’s the address to the party and if you don’t mind being a bit quieter

Gaara: Oh shut up dude I was looking for her! Don't tell me to be quiet

Stanley: Gets a bit madder, Did you tell me to shut up?

Makane: Dont even try to hit Gaara
Gaara: Yes in fact I did. I was worried

Stanley: You know what, I’m too tired
Just go get your friend

Makane: I'm right here dummy
Gaara: Lets go. *he takes Makane somewhere else*
Makane: wheeeee

Stanley: Damn hard heads goes inside and sleeps

*before he gets inside sand comes and smacks him*

Stanley: Sends a middle finger out to whoever did that and S L E E P S

Gaara: Hes the hard head
Makane: You didn't have to use the sand
Gaara: *gives her a look*
Makane: Ok yeah you did

Stanley: F**K YOU and closes the window

Gaara: RIGHT BACK AT YOU
Makane: Geezus