he’s got a point

Buy several large plastic coins and shove one down different children's throat, make sure the coin is too big to swallow

No one will surpass my brainpower when it comes to how illegal someone can be

That's the 3rd most illegal thing...
Oh wait. I've said too much!

wait a minute-

I probably shouldn't say what the other things are...

Prolly not, but i may have a guess...

Guess all you want.

Prolly shouldn't if we wanna keep this comment section sfw

Let's just say it's bad stuff and leave it at that lol.

Sounds good lol

Actually, if you are the IRS, the most illegal thing you could do with that 1 dollar is not pay taxes on it.

Make a ****

And over
And over
And over
And over again

So much potential for what that word could be...

Buy a kitchen knife at dollar tree, then go full Luis Garavito.

Or kill kids by making them swallow the pennies

LOL that’s an idea

Make them into quarters and feed them to someone.

Nah m8.i know 5 other things you could do

So just one penny on a Train Track is like 1/100th as illegal... Unless that one penny derails the train and at least one person dies... Then 1 penny = 1 dollar and every dead person after that the penny exponentially gains value... Hypothetically speaking of course...

You have put too much thought into that comment, good sir