Ink: If you can turn people into a kinder at your own will, then you can turn Cross into one and snuggle with him while he's one because he'll be more huggable and cute *his mode is "ship mode"*
Nootla: *EVEN MORE PISSED NOISES*
Grace: UH OH. WE FORGOT THIS VERY TINY BUT HELLA IMPORTANT DETAIL IN HIS DEX ENTRY. NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE CAN CALM HIM DOWN. DREAMLEO BEING ONE OF THEM.
Ink: NO. I SAID NO-
Me IRL: HOW ABOUT I SETTLE THINGS OUT!?
Ink: ????????
Me IRL: *inhales*
Ink: ??????
Me IRL: *poofs Ink into the smol*
Ink(now is kinder): .... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Me IRL: oh dear god..
Ink(Kinder): I'm just gonna tell-
Me IRL: I said NO
Ink(Kinder): since when were you the parent of me?
Me IRL: Since when did I even take care of you?
Ink(Kinder): 9999999999999999999999999999999999999DM
Ink(Kinder): NOW I WANT ERROR!!!!!!!!!!
Me IRL: or should you say-
Ink(Kinder): *jumps up and tries to cover my mouth, but remembers he can levitate and covers my mouth that way* NO
Me IRL: :')
Me IRL: ...I feel like the fanbase is....being restless, not considerate of how the people at GameFreak are people too....wanting the games as soon as possible just to be disappointed by the low quality....because THEY rushed GameFreak to get them out as soon as possible...
Me IRL: it's gone now.. everything is gone... this is why I can't put up with anything anymore..
Ink(Kinder): *sleeping*
Me IRL: everything is just fantasy.. nothing exists... nothing is everywhere... nothing is all I am inside...
Ink(Kinder): *mouthing to me "say it and die"
Me IRL: the one Ink specifically gave to him, is-
Ink(Kinder): SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Me IRL: -_-
Ink(Kinder): HRPH- *Smol angy noises*
Me IRL: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS RUDLEY INTERUPPTED BY A SCREECHING KINDER...
Ink(Kinder): *SMOL ANGY NOISES*
Me IRL: Error's nickname Ink gave him is.. Ruru
Ink(Kinder): *Takes the chocolate bar out of his mouth* . . REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Me IRL: *holds up a bottle of naptime*
Ink(Kinder): *notices it and shuts up* . . .
Ink(Kinder): (language but in this situation I don't care) leave her be for about 10 minutes, by then she would have calmed down, but if she hasn't.... well... I don't really want to explain what happens next...
Ink: ;-;
Me IRL: *opens door* ok I'm bak- wtf happened here
Ink: ;-;
Me IRL: . . . . Squid, what did you do to annoy Error?
Ink: I don't wanna die ;-;
Me IRL: :|
(if you want to hear my impersonations, u can ask and I'll send you a link so u can talk to me privately in our actual voices, then I can switch to the impersonations)