Unsettled Tom

That isn't a joke either. One time, I was walking past the elementary school to get to the convenience store right next to it great place for a store by the way and my neighbour called the cops on me because she thought I was there to kidnap a student. It got so bad apparently the cops put an ignore order on most of her calls about me.

The final nail that caused the ignore order was when she called about me preforming an occult ritual in my back yard when I was in fact merely singing while I was cooking on my grill