HEY BRO. I'M A RANDOM TOOLBAG HACK ON REDDIT WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANY "BIASED NEWS SOURCES". I LOVE TO DENY ANY EXPERIENCES THAT YOU OR OTHERS HAVE HAD JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THEM OR DON'T FIT MY NARROW WORLDVIEW, I'LL ALSO DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE MY WORD ON EVERYTHING I SAY WITHOUT QUESTION. LET'S ENGAGE!