This is an abomination...

That looks delicious

No joke

I would eat that

Minus the toothpaste looking shit.

Ikr

The candy looks like it's hard to eat lol

Btw my mom actually puts jalapenos on pizza lol

Bring me to your mother.

Wait why

I must meet this cultured woman

Lol u dew that too?

Hell yeah!

Kewl
My mom uses some of the hottest sauces in the world, and some ppl that like heat have not reacted so well to them lol

TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTHER

O frick-

I like not-so-nice people anyway

O okee
Just know i have very anti-authoritarian beliefs bc of my mom lol

I mean I'm kinda anti-authoritarian but it's genuinely cause of my trust issues

same lol

I should warn u, my mom isn't exactly nice lol
Also how am i gonna dew that lmao

Bruh I deal with a rapist, and someone who literally wants me dead, I can deal with people

*shrug*

Mmmmmmm yummy

XDDD wot

Nom nom

Lol

*pukes*

XDD ikr

Lol wot

XDDD

Pizza with tangerines, toothpaste and candy
No thanks

Ikr

Wait wot

I think the toothpaste is absolute genius. Save a step!