pov: you see bf again after he went missing for 2 weeks

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Ren: Ah, you're back, you were missing for 2 weeks

bf: yeaaaa i dont wanna explain

Ren: What happened

bf: i lost my mic and hat in the forest, then lemon caught up to me and almost ate me

Filip: Hello, my long awaited RIVAL.

Ok

bf: hi

Kawaii: cool you're back

bf: hi

Kawaii: hewwo

bf: *pulls out a freaking scar* i got some new guns

Kawaii: boriiiiing

bf: i also got this! *somehow sends in an airstrike on them both*

(nothing happens to Kawaii)
Kawaii: b o r i n g

bf: *actually got hit and is now laying on the floor*

Kawaii: u ok?

bf: *is dead*

Kawaii: *le revive him*

bf: thank chu *drinks a chug jug*

Kawaii: :O
Kawaii: i will have to kill you again, no frtnight

bf: :(

Kawaii: none of that shit

bf: well imma order a nerf gun cause why not

Kawaii: DIE *summons black hole*

bf: why tho its not a fortnite one tho :(

Kawaii: because i hate guns

bf: well you have to learn army stuff sometime

Master Chief: e

bf: a

Adam: Oh, heya. Where’ve you been?

bf: idk, just doing shitty wood stuff

Adam: You remember who I am right-

bf: yes, i do

Adam: Okay good.

bf: why would i forget you?

Adam: Idk-

bf: your the first person i taught how to master the horror state, also known as this

Adam: Also I have a clone of myself as bob.

Adam but bob: What are you

bf: N O

Adam: Seriously I have no idea hoe he exists.

Adam but bob: Ayo shut your realistic eye’d face up before I make you see stars

Mario: Boyfriend? that u?

bf: yes

Mario: You have been gone for a while!

bf: ye

Mario: ur girlfriends been worried!

Lucas: ah, you

bf: yes weird whit, im back from that shit

Kisela: “!?”

bf: nani?

Kisela: “. . . What are you doing here?”

bf: idk

Kisela: “hmph. Well i thought we got rid of you already.”

bf:

Kisela: -salty-

bf: :/