I have 2 xD

I mean. 💖Xave💖

LMAO!
Honey they ain't into love and marriage, They just wanna get laid xD

tHeN lEtS gEt LaId

Nope! xD
Last time I let them do that it ended in an orgy the size of an entire dimension!

:(

Keep it in your pants a bit xD

The one person that likes me (even though it's just Sexually and they probably feel the same for everyone).

Yep xD
And hey, I like you!

Not in that way lmao

Hey! My sword is still 12 inches! xD

imeant- oh okAy-

If you meant the other way, I like you the other way too xD

Oh?

Depends, What does the other way mean? xD

Hort

Fanciful.

Oh that, Well I guess you git me there xD
Sorry

Told ya

Wot?

Romantically.

What. The actual. F**k.

Long story

Cute xD
I have Pharoh and Bust

Pharoh and Bust 🌈🍉💜

Pharoh is pretty much a giant wolf but instantly becomes a puppy the second someone rubs his belly xD
And Bust is... A different kind of "Pet" xD

Wait so is Pharoh and Belly the same entity?

lord

Who's Belly?

I thought you mentioned a wolfo named Belly once

Oh yeah!
That was Pharoh's older name! I was so lazy at naming back then, I named him after his favorite rub place xD
I forgot xD

Pffff

I love animal alters. I just hope they don't front during my school hours. Xave is.. simple but it is also kind. It just happens to sit in its own piss and eat oreos.

Of course my thing might be more disturbing

Oooookay, That's as far as you two's meeting goes, They're starting to make moan noises xD

I think you've got a pretty good idea what Bust is about xD

I'm not going to complain :^

Nope

becausehisnameliterallycomesfrom "B. Lust"
They're the second pet I told you about xD

:(

Iwillforcesomeonetodrawballs

Nobody will xD

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Bust meet me st the bus stop

Couple of centuries old, But they're hotter than anyone you've ever seen xD

Bust marry me 💜🍉🌈

Well, That somehow got Bust's attention

"What's shaking big bull?"
. . .

Oh yeah, Headsup, They talks dirty.

Actually, I'm quite a small bull. The horns are handles sometimes.

Nooope xD

Wait how old is bust :0

:(((

Same xD

Ever once in a while I hear Terk saying "AMIIIIIIIR! Pharoh is sitting on the table again!" xD

Dawwww. Sounds just like family lmfao.

Oneoftheweirdestthingsivedownisbangsomeoneonthekitchenfloorcoveredinflourandcherrysaucesoicantreallycomplain.

Oh God! You should never use the word "Horn" near Bust! xD

"Mmmmmm, Wanna go for a ride, Little calf?"

Welp, That took two comments and they're already hitting on ya xD

Hah I'm not unlovable >:3 (don't you dare say it)

Hells yes.

Indeed

Busthasdonesomethingdirtierthanthat

Bustmusttell

You would shoot kittens?!
You really are messed up!

You are satan's favorite pet.