Yes, I'm British. I feel insulted sometimes

the tea party bankrupted the country from having any more “t”

C r y
A b o u t
I t

Why don't the British pronounce the "t" in water, while the Americans do?

The Brits don't like putting the t in water, but the Americans do

maybe a bo'ohw'o'wo'er will make you feel better

One more British joke and I will put a permanent fist mark on your body

chuffed as nuts

(this is a joke, don’t get offended)

Cwoy abaout iht

That's how I would've pronounced it

'Ello gov'nor

'Ello love
Also I am britsh also xD

Wow.

xD

I understand that, when someone makes a meme about my country, I get offended unless it's a good meme.