3 YEARS AGO, I WENT TO SPAIN AND MY WIFE GOT PREGNANT. 2 YEARS AGO, I WENT TO FRANCE AND SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN. LAST YEAR, I WENT TO ITALY AND SHE GOT PREGNANT ONE MORE TIME. THIS YEAR, WHEN I TRAVEL, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE COMES WITH ME INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME WHILE I'M AWAY.