Welp

Makane: t f

(Who?) insert picture please

(She has a lot of versions. Regular, Yandere, Demon Angel, Angel by itself and Demon by itself. Which one do I put?)

Regular is fone

Fine

Makane: Who are you-

Samuel: breaths in sigh “I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you looked, and god I can’t believe I’m asking this but WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?”

Makane: uhm I have a crush. Sry :,)

Samuel: f**king dies

(Sry for the different style)
*Makane turns into angel and revives him*
Makane: Calm it-

Samuel: sorry I’m just a simp” smiles and turns emo

Samuel: oh ok… goes away depressed

Makane: I meannnn i just met you-

Samuel: Thats fair sooooooo now what

Bro, I'm a dang Yandere AND and a simp. Try me

Samuel: Hello there looks away flustered

Cookie: ._.

Samuel: Hey there looks away flustered

Cookie: (image)

Samuel: Bitch what you say to me grabs cookie by the throat

Cookie: *kicks Samuel VERY hard he let her go* I SAID I SMELL SIMP!

Samuel: I am simp I think, he blushes

Cookie: i have a boyfriend :T

Samuel: suicides

Cookie: ....

Samuel: goes away cause this is embarrassing

Cookie: ._.

Well that happened

OOF

Samuel is the simp no one likes

oh

Yep lol

https://i.imgflip.com/5ik4v7.jpg
Gawr: huh

Samuel: well… I was sitting over there and I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you were so I thought I’d ask you on a date

Gawr: oh umm, no thanks

Samuel: welp suicide time

Gawr: Wait, don't commit suicide, *Sighs* I'll date you

Samuel: works every time

Gawr: Okay now that's plain out wrong

(Samuel like that) Samuel: so what time?

Gawr: ummmm

Samuel: Ummmmmmmmmm

Lavender: Um

(If you wouldn’t mind inserting picture please)

( ok here)

Samuel: Well o was sitting over there and I would just like to say you are beautiful and I would like to go out with you

Lavender: Eh. I got 450 bucks for an appointment from a man wanting some experience if ya know what I mean

Samuel: Ohh so I take it that’s a no?

Lavender: Listen here. I’m a hooker. So unless you got money it’s a no.

Samuel: Well I have more than enough money but I’m sorry even I have more principles than that see ya

Lavender: Works every time. See ya. The old pretending to be a hooker thing stirs them away

Samuel: clever bitch

Samuel: well if you change your mind *scribbles down phone number* call me

Lavender: Alright whatever.

Samuel: smiles and walks off

Lavender: * tearing up the piece of paper *

Samuel: who has god sight “well you have it a go man come I’ll by myself an ice cream”