Welp

Amber: “Hm?”

Samuel: “you look familiar”

Amber: “i do?” At this point she’s in a chair, only her head facing him and her body with her back turned

Samuel “Amber!?!!?”

“I- i don’t recognize you. . .”

“Well,” Samuel looks up avoiding eye contact, “good”

“O-oh. . .”

“Sooooo” Samuel looks down

“I’m- I’m sorry.”

“No no there’s nothing to be sorry for it was stupid idea anyway”

“What idea. . ?”

“I was the guy that you only went out with cause pity.”

“. . . I would never do that. . .” She stands up from her chair

-p r e g n a n t-

“I must be the outlier than”

“Ah- i-it’s alright.”

Samuel: “I see someone won the lottery with you, how have you been?”

“Ah, yes- Nagito is lovely. I’ve been ok.

“That’s great… so any way”

“?”

Yes

“Right- how are you?”

“Well it was great to see you again! Samuel waves and walks out the door”

Amber finishes her drink and goes home

Samuel: “well Samuel you done good you’ve buried the hatchet so now I’ll buy you an ice cream after work”

Amber tightly hugs Nagito

Samuel: does life

“The idea of us being together it was doomed from the start.”

“Right- yeah- what school did you say you went to again?”

“Super realistic school name of schooling”

“Ah- sorry. I went to Hope’s Peak.”

“Oh I heard that’s a nice place”

She almost spits out her team sitting back down- “right. . .”

“So I should probably get going the boss man will be on me if I’m late”

“Ah- ok.”

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Gawr: huh

Samuel: well… I was sitting over there and I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you were so I thought I’d ask you on a date

Gawr: oh umm, no thanks

Samuel: welp suicide time

Gawr: Wait, don't commit suicide, *Sighs* I'll date you

Samuel: works every time

Gawr: Okay now that's plain out wrong

(Samuel like that) Samuel: so what time?

Gawr: ummmm

Samuel: Ummmmmmmmmm

Cookie: ._.

Samuel: Hey there looks away flustered

Cookie: (image)

Samuel: Bitch what you say to me grabs cookie by the throat

Cookie: *kicks Samuel VERY hard he let her go* I SAID I SMELL SIMP!

Samuel: I am simp I think, he blushes

Cookie: i have a boyfriend :T

Yep lol

Samuel: suicides

Cookie: ....

Samuel: goes away cause this is embarrassing

Cookie: ._.

Well that happened

OOF

Samuel is the simp no one likes

oh