The umbrella works about as well as that mask to keep the virus away, dumb ass.
Actually, the umbrella is better because it doesn't act as a bacteria trap and prevent you from getting adequate oxygen.
Masks are only a psychological suppression device, and you brainless sheep love company and loathe free thinking, independent individuals. Don't worry, the vax will kill you sooner than later as it has already claimed 100,000 American lives. Then you won't have to worry about the virus. Or anything else, for that matter.