Draft

“Well this one’s on the house!”

Pizza delivery

EASY ONE

It’s not just a Boulder, it’s a rock

'SpongeBOOOOOOOOOB SKWER PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTZ'

Pizza delivery?

Its from the intro therefore every episode contains it. You are correct.(technically)

Oh I thought it was the part where he’s hitchhiking with Squidward rattling spoons on the side

sadly, no.

Welp Im already following you anyway

yea

Yw

tanks

Choo choo

*visable confusion*

Oh no, he’s HOT!

Squilliam returns

I’ll f4f

What’s that

Follow 4 follow I follow you you follow me

Ok nvm I saw it on urban Dictionary we gud

Ok f**k you “[drinks tea]” that’s a quote

It’s not

It is

What spongebob are you watching?

Wiki quote my guy

I found a link to a video called spongebob wakes up in a buggati

Also here’s another quote: no they didn’t

Texas?

Cumming

Yes

Comment thread ended:/ and that is the wrong answer the right answer was the lost episode

Damn I don’t care for that episode

SpongeBob: Hey, everyone! Squidward says he doesn't like Krabby Patties! Haw!
[Everyone laughs]
Squidward: Don't encourage them! They'll never leave.
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, it's just so funny! You know what we say.
Customers: ..."The only people, who don't like a Krabby Patty, have never tasted one"!

Just one bite

Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's name is going on?!
Squidward: We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary!
Squidward: This is all necessary!
Mr. Krabs: Then what's that useless junk?!
Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uh... 28.
Mr. Krabs: Oh well, then how do you explain that? [sees another Krusty Krab] A second Krusty Krab?!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy!
Mr. Krabs: Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? [points to a clownfish]
Squidward: This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.

As seen on tv

Sandy: Back in Texas, we call ice cream "frozen cow juice."

Ripped pants ofc

SpongeBob: There you go! Enjoy your– Say, you're not a robot, are you?
Customer: No... I'm not.
SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere.
Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs, but how?
SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.
Squidward: They poop on the robot?
SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information.
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but, SpongeBob, let's get that poop!

Krab borg

spongebob: i have the infinity gauntlet

Spongebob Squarepants: Insanity Ward

squidward: i'll commit suicide

That’s the sequel Spongebob Squarepants: Last Gay

They got the navy! NOT THE NAVY

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time one with a collar turtle neck that’s the kind

Watches Squidward dream about fuuuucking a patty