Isi

"SPONGEBOB!"
-Squidward

Wow that’s so specific, I’m at least warranted to some context or another line

I’m going to take a free guess and say it’s karate choppers

"Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! (Sees Plankton) So it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor Plankton (laughs) For a second there I mistook ya for a threat but you're just a dirty little man So long shrimp!" - mr krabs

The algae is always greener

Best plankton episode

“patrick”
-patrick

That’s not a quote, but a guess that part of no this is Patrick so big pink loser

NO

How do I know you didn’t just say that cause I guessed right

HE SAID HIS OWN NAME ANOTHER TIME

Besides I’m already following so yeah

After SpongeBob and Patrick talk about SpongeBob's dream to be a lifeguard:
SpongeBob: Who needs to be a lifeguard? I'm cool. (zoom into a geek-like looking SpongeBob) I'm every bit as cool as Larry. And if I'm not, let me be struck by... (thunder roars) ...a flying ice cream truck. (ice cream truck comes falling down) AND LIVE! (ice cream truck slows down and lands on top of SpongeBob)
And then...
Larry: (speaking into a megaphone) Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers!
All of the perverted jokes about the "white stuff" thing.
"BREATHE, DARN YOU!!!"
"Dude, put that thing away! There are, like, children here!"
Spongebob tries to get everyone to stay out of the water (so he won't have to swim for them if they get in trouble since he can't swim himself):
SpongeBob: There are sharks in there!
Shark father: Hey that's my family you're talking about.
SpongeBob: Uh, Sea Monster!
Sea Monster: You know, we sea monsters have made great strides in the fields of science and literature.
SpongeBob: Uh, somebody went?

Spongeguard on duty

THATS THE LAST TIME I READ AND SWIM THANKS LARRY

All you had to do is say the first two lines and I knew

"Nah, I don't really feel like it"
-spongebob

Welcome to the chum bucket we have a labador

Yeah it also has a great song