Drugs

Yo mama gay

Yo mamas so fat when someone kills her in call of duty they get a 5 player kill streak

Yo mama so fat she was to fat to make a joke!

Yo mama so stupid she booked an appointment with Dr Pepper

Yo mama so stupid she puts 25 cents in her ears and thought she was listening to QUATER BACK

OOF

Yo mama so fat her t shirt size has more x than Taylor swift

Yo mama so fat she ate the whole PI

Yo mama so stupid she returned the donut because it had a whole in it!

You mama's so fat it took more then one ditto to transform into her

Yo mama so old she sat by Moses in the 3 rd grade

Lol

Ye

Yo mama's so poor she couldn't afford free stuff

Yo mama so hairy big foot takes pictures of her!

Yo mama's so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so stupid she attempted to climb mtn dew

Yo mama is so old shes friends with jesus

Yo mama so old she still owes Jesus $5

Yo mama so fat she gave the count diabetes

Yo mama so fat not even kirby can eat her

Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King back when he was the burger prince

Yo mama so stupid that she took her spoon to the superbowl and the fat one took her cereal

Yo mama so damn fat, that even on P L U T O she still left cracks wherever she stepped

Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet she’s already world wide

Yo mama so dumb she thought bass guitars are what the widdle fishies play

Yo mama so fat her high school photo is a double page

(oof) Yo mama so ugly the guy from up put her in the house.

(You mean CARL) yo mama so fat she printed out her picture 6 months ago and it’s still printing

(I forgot his name I havent seen up in a while) Yo mama so fat the Simpsons looked at her and said "D'ough"

Yo mama so ugly even Rick astley gave her up

(DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN) Yo mama so lonely Chirag thought she had the cheese touch

Yo mama so fat when someone killed her in cod they get a 5 player kill streak

Yo mama so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves

(DAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN its gonna be hard to top that..) Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on!

(Can’t Sus I blame them have you seen her?) Yo mama so fat her t shirt sizes hav more “x’s” than Taylor swift

Yo mama so fat she walked past the tv and missed 3 episodes

(Damn son!) Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology leter

Yo mama so dumb she thought the ID expiration date was death day

Yo mama so old when she was a kid rainbows were in black and white

Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was burger prince. Also, she was so fat he gave her free food.

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

(damn) Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye

(Welp) Yo mama so stupid she drove through the McDonald’s drive thru

(ROFLMAO)

Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a drug selling service

Yo mama stupid she put chicken noodle soup on her computer when it had a virus

(wow I would actually accept that as truth) Yo mama so fat she can't fit on the census database.

Yo mama stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mama so fat Cleetus from boblox couldn't compare.

Yo mama so old she sat by Moses in 3rd grade

Yo mama so old, she remembers seeing god back in the day.

Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in 1.17

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live

*wheeze*

Ye

Yo mama so ugly she doesnt know what a face looks like(nobody looks at her)

Yo mama so ugly when she heard Christmas was around the corner she looked around the corner

Yo mama so dumb she thought discord was an actual cord

this cord

Yo mama so ugly she made Satan go to church

(DAMN) Yo mama so ugly she makes straight guys go gay and lesbians turn straight

Yo mama so ugly she’s the reason why pokemon hide in tall grass

Yo mama so ugly when she went into the haunted house she came out with a job application

Yo mama so stupid she put snoop dogg on a leash and put quarters in her ears to listen to 50 cent

Yo mama so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smokes

Yo mama so fat that she fell through the stairway to heaven. When she got to hell she broke the floor again. They had to get the trampoline in triple hell.

Yo mama so ugly she made the joker stop laughing

Yo mama so dumb she thought High school was meant for drug addicts

(That’s a good one!) yo mama so ugly she made her reflection say I quit

Yo mama so dumb she was staring at a picture thinking it was her reflection

Yo mama so fat she was Donald trumps border wall

(good one) Yo mama so fat she was arrested for having 10 pounds of crack(g e t i t ?)

(Drug humor) yo mama so stupid she thought pennywise was an atm

Yo mama so dumb she dressed like a clown and said she was Quartersmart

Yo mama so fat people walk around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat flash died before he could run around her