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Because I’m a POTATO

P O T A T O

BIRD! BIRD! Kill it, it’s evil.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*glitching noises*

Are we just quoting Portal and Portal 2 quotes now?

idk

Wanna yeet X!gaster?

maybe

Ink, you wanna join?

Ink: depends-
Glitch: Hello-
Ink: WTF-
Glitch: ;-;
Ink: ok first off, what- . . . . are you just a glitchy version of Lucas-
Glitch: yes...?
Ink: :|

You wanna join us yeeting X!Gaster?

Glitch: who tf is that-
Ink: wait, what universe are you from
Glitch: DreamSwap
Ink: oh. WAIT HOLD ON WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS-

DS!Palette: ....
Grace: *HISSES*

Ink: ;-;
Glitch: hold on 1'm n0t dangerous. even though my voice sometimes glitches, I'm actually not dangerous
Ink: you better not be
Glitch: I wouldn't hurt @ny0n3. even 1f I wanted to. 0nly if I get 3xtr3m3ly annoyed at the person
Ink: ok

Grace: (my mom....)
DS!Palette: The Ink of my universe is me and Grace’s mom.......

Ink: true
Glitch: I don't even r3l@t3 to him-
Ink: what the-

DS!palette: I’m guessing it’s one of the Meme Squad members.

Glitch: Obviously, I actually met them when I was little, from my dad, and I get along with most of them
Ink: ok

Serenity: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Glitch: MY S3NS1T1V3 3@R$ D@MN1T-
Ink: ;-;

Solgaleo: lio..... (sorry. She’s not used to the Ultra Warp ride.)

Glitch: it's ok. it's just the angrier I get the more glitchy I get
Ink: like Error-

Grace: Who is a cat.
DS!Palette: ....I want to die.

Glitch: not exactly, but does act like one.
Ink: no-

DS!Palette: Kill me.

Glitch: no
Ink: no
DS!Me: no
Glitch: where did u come from-
DS!Me: don't ask

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnD_TV6hLF0)
Lunala: *lunala noises*

Glitch: da hell is that-
DS!Me: that's a Pokémon
Glitch: what is a Pokémon-
DS!Me: I have failed as a parent
Ink: wait what-

Nightla: WHO SUMMONED ME

Glitch: YO WTF-
DS!Me: ;-;
Ink: what the hell

Nightla: UWU
Lunala: *lunala noises* (I DID MOTHERF**KER)

Glitch: what the actual f**k is happening
DS!Me: ight imma head out- *teleports*
Ink: . . .

Smudge: Shme! (Hello! Is Paint here?)

Ink: no, he's off training himself, or painting
Glitch: what is that and why is it cute-

Smudge: Shme! (Okie!) *jumps on Ink's shoulder and falls asleep*

Ink: (holy shoot am I actually that good with Smeargles-)
Glitch: dude your a fricken artist
Ink: true
Glitch: moving on tho

Smudge: zzzzz

Glitch: anyways, I can either invite my brother or my sister
Ink: as long as they are not annoying and loud
Glitch: then my s1s is off the list-

Alola: IINNNKKKKK??? *holding a Litten*

Ink: :0 FLOOF-
Glitch: My @3RS.

Alola: Can I keep it?

Ink: I have a shiny so sure
Glitch: wait what-

Litten: *happy noises*
Alola: Your name is Keith.
(Yes. after the character from Voltron)

Ink: ok, moving on
Glitch: :|
(*Nostalgia hits*)

Keith: Mrow!
Alola: *le gasp* (SO CUTE!)
(Cool)

Ink: :|
Glitch: -_-

*the next day*
The news: Local champion finds cat on the side of the road, legally adopts it, and wholeheartedly considers it "her child".

Ink: I was not expecting this
Glitch: why do I hear half human half wolf screaming-
Ink: wait what-
Cross: *is fricken half himself and half Lycancross screaming his head off*
Ink: what the *duck*
Glitch: :|

Dream: Help. PLEASE. I'M TURNING INTO MY POKEMON FORM AND I CAN'T STOP IT

Ink: I NEED AN ANSWER
Cross: * s c r e e c h i n g*
Glitch: *ears are folded back* . . . *teleports*
Ink: LET ME FIND AN ANSWER- *goes to find one*
Cross: * S C R E E C H I N G *

Nightmare: *turning into Nightla yet somehow is chill*
Dream: *panicking*

Cross: LIKE HOW THE HELL ARE YOU CHILL!?
Ink: SCREEEEEEEE- *looking for an answer*
Error: *becoming Errotal* this is fine

Nightmare: I've been through so much shit this hardly phases me.

Cross: *stops for a second* Hold on, Dream, shouldn't you be calm with this because you've also been through a lot of shit?
Error: he's got a point

Dream: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M PANICKING!!

Cross: Idk why I'm panicking either, I've been through 2 rounds of UV.
Error: this is f i n e

Dream: *now Dreamleo* Well shit.

Lycancross: the transformation was painful
Errotal: no shit
Lycancross: Anyways-

Dreamleo: Is Serenity ok?
Solgaleo: She has Ultra Space sickness.
Serenity: *SICK*

Lycancross: um no

Nightla: *has his eye on Lycancross*

Lycancross: dude c h i l l
Errotal: -_-

Dreamleo: *curls up around Lycancross and then a glow appears*
Nightla: HHHIIIISSSSS

Lycancross: *is totally used to this* lol
Errotal: -_-

*a cosmog with wolf-like appendages appears from the glow*

Lycancross: (wait what-)

The cosmog...wolf....THING: Mom, dad, WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON!?
Dreamleo: HOL' UP, STARCROSS!?

Lycancross: HOLD THE *DUCK* ON-
Ink: (this is perhaps one the first time I apricate Fresh being here-)

Starcross: WHAT THE HAIL AM I!?
Nightla: A Rockruff/Cosmog fusion. You'll look like a Rockruff made of cosmic gas in a few days.

Lycancross: why does that sound cute-

Starcross: SHUT THE *DUCK* UP DAD!

Lycancross: ;-;

*a few days later*
Staruff: Oh hey. I guess Uncle was right. I am a Rockruff made of cosmic gas.
(yes. His name is Staruff now.)

Lycancross: yep
(I'M USING IT-)

Staruff: I'MMA VISIT THE SUN/MOON ANIME WORLD BECAUSE YES.
Dreamleo: Then me and your father are coming with you.

Lycancross: yea

*in the Sun/Moon anime world*
Staruff: STARUFF!!
Dreamleo: Dream!!

Lycancross: L y

Ash: WHAT THE-
Lillie: AAAHHHH-

Lycancross: *doesn't have his sword* :T

Nightla: *Now here* *pissed Lunala noises*
Staruff: Staruff! ruff!

Lycancross: :p

Ash: What TF is going on.

Lycancross: *shrugs*

Lillie: What are you?
Nightla: Nightla!
Dreamleo: Dreamleooooo!
Staruff: Staruff! staruff!

Lycancross: Lycancross!!

Lillie: Which region?
Dreamleo: Moamosa! SHIT, I JUST SPOKE ENGLISH.
Staruff: Nice, mom. Nice.

Lycancross: *sighs* whatever...

Ash: Y'ALL CAN SPEAK!?

Lycancross: Like Arceus, yes

Lillie: Why does that Rockruff look like it's made of cosmic gas?
Staruff: BECAUSE I AM, MF.

Lycancross: Ok Star can you stop trying to swear-

Staruff: *turns into Starcross* *M I D D L E F I N G E R* *turns back into Staruff*

Lycancross: I am officially going to be alone

Dreamleo: *licks Lycancross*

Lycancross: . . . . .

Dreamleo: *purrs*

Lycancross: (why now? ;-;)

Dreamleo: *curls up around Staruff and Lycancross*

Lycancross: why now?

Dreamleo: Sleep....

Lycancross: nu, I'm to active
(what are Lillie and Ash doing-)

(They left)
Dreamleo: *uses sleep powder*

Lycancross: go***amnit

Dreamleo: Now sleep

Lycancross: ;-; fine..

Dreamleo: zzzz
Staruff: zzzzz

Lycancross: *gives up and falls asleep*

Dreamleo and Staruff: zzzzzz

Lycancross: *sleeping*
(TO MEMECHAT-)