WE SHOULD CALL YOU THE ARTFUL DODGER WHEN IT COMES TO BORDER ISSUES. BY THE WAY, GO AHEAD AND TAKE A WELL-EARNED TRIP TO ASIA NEXT MONTH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE WAY I'M FINESSING THE U.S.-MEXICO BORDER CRISIS? WE'RE ALREADY ON TRACK TO HIT THE ALL-TIME WORST RECORD OF 1.8 MILLION BORDER CROSSINGS IN 2021.