YOU GET TWENTY DOLLARS FROM YOUR AUNT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND START THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO BUY; YOUR MOM SNATCHES IT AWAY SAYING WE NEED IT FOR BILLS AND IF YOU'RE EVEN THE LEAST BIT SAD, SHE ACTS LIKE YOU'RE THE DEVIL HIMSELF THEN TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT THE REST OF THE WEEK FOR BEING GREEDY, THEN WHEN YOU GROW UP SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO POSSESSIVE OF THE MONEY YOU GET FROM WORK