Murple: the kinda guy that goes to the bathroom at a school and starts screaming OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND AND LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND and then everyone starts singing
I went to a 7-eleven at 4 AM naked, climbed on top of a shelf, did the Russian dance, yell "when the impostor is sus" in minecraft enchanting table language. I woke up the next day in an insane asylum, then i got released 2 hours later
