the boyfriend says

Jacob: Wait, why is there an NSFW mark?

Sure.

Yay

Ye

How do we start?

Idk-

Wellll- who do you wanna be?

Welllll- I have no idea-

How about boyfriend-

That’s fine.

Adam: Wait wha-

Shut.

Adam: K.

Lmao- or you could be the other character in the new thing I’m doin with an oc

Adam: NEON NOW-

Oh, Mark? Okay.

Adam: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Lol- it can be Adam if you want

Adam: NO WAIT I HAVE SUMMONED THE NEON FROM VS NEON AND ADVENTNEON-

Neon: The heck-

Ummmm- don’t think he’s her type

Neon: I’d rather stay than continue being insulted by a zombie clown.

Who lol-

Uuuuuugh- pick a person for the rp!

Le Neon has been selected

Oki

Ye-

sure!

YAY!

who are you gonna be?

Imma be either Venomy or melody- up to you

you be whoever you wanna be, i'm gonna be Mario

I’ll do Melody then- he can be fighting for her love

aight, you start

Ok!))

Melody sits on her speaker, waiting for him to show up

Mario: Uhh, hi!

Melody: “MARIO!” She hops off the stereo and hugs him

(Mario gets a bit startled, and drops his microphone.)

Melody uses her Cambion powers to catch it

Mario: T-thanks..

Melody: “anything for my darling.” She kisses his cheek

(Mario blushes a bit.)

Melody: “are you ready to battle my dad today?”

(Mario nods.)

Melody: “oh, i wish you would talk more-“

Mario: Y-you do?

Melody: “yes! I like hearing your voice.” -smile-

(Mario smiles back.)
Mario: Well then, I'll make sure to talk more!

Melody: “hooray!”

Mario: ...What now?

Boyfriend: “beep!”

(Gtg to bed- be back tomorrow)

Mario: Hey there, little guy.

(aight, see ya!)

Boyfriend looks angry

yea

Yee

who are u playing as

Melody

im playing as my mains (Mario,Selever,Whitty,Tails and Bf

If you’re gonna be Selever, then I’m goin with my oc Serditty-

k

Start?

sure (mario,whitty,bf and selever are walking and mario is tellin a story)

Baby Serditty (btw jsyk she’s selever’s daughter and she’s a baby rn cause it makes sense hygvhy): -existing in her stroller-

Whitty: so thats what happened
Mario: yep gotta say it was weird at first

(im back)
Whitty: its ok

(Yay-)

she tries again to stand, and fails

Whitty: idk what to do

(Wait you know who she is you were theregyhhghgj sorry)

She tries to put her toy in her mouth

Selever: no dont put that in ur mouth
Bf: so hows it like taking care of a baby
Mario:...
Selever:...
Mario:..stressfull

Serditty: -salty that she can’t ingest plastic-

(lol)
Whitty:....soooo what should we do

-they hear music from an alley-

Mario:(head bobbing)
Lets goto it
Whitty: sweet
(they go to it)

There’s a younger African American girl in a crop top and jean shorts with her dark hair in a high ponytail- the hair is separated into things that look like- candle wicks? No- fuses. Whitty would know.

Whitty:.....
Mario:...oh somebody has a crush
Whitty: shut up
Mario: whatever tord and tails should be here in a bit

She chokes on her cigarette smoke- “KISSY! GET THE BOOK, I THINK I BROKE SPACE TIME!!”

Bf: OH F**K NO (runs off)
Mario:......did he just curse?
Selever:k yeah im gone and im taking dababy with me
Whitty: the rapper?
Selever:NO (runs off with baby)
Mario: this is just a normal day

A girl with red skin and horns and a tail runs up- with a book

Kiseki: “you did WHAT!? I told you it was a bad idea to go for a smo- OH MY SATAN- u-uh- h-hello Mr.Kade.” (Canon whitty’s last name)
???: “wow, way to ‘act natural’.”

Mario:this is weird
Whitty:......yeah i feel like i should leave

(Scuse me- *head canon)

Kiseki: “yeeeeeah- you should go. C’mon Billie.”

Billie: “. . . Uuuuuuuuh- no, i think I’ll stay.”

Kiseki: “DON’T TELL ME-“

Billie: “it’s fine! I just- I’m not going back to the lab.” She lights another cigarette

Whitty:(leaves)
Mario:.....i dont know why but for some reason i feel ill have to kill u one day
(leaves)

Billie: -she sighs- “there goes my love interest AND my life.”

Mario:(reappears) WHAT

Billie: “wh-what?” -puff-

Mario: I heard that

Billie: “well it’s n-none of your business.”

Mario:Riiiggghhtt

Billie: “w-well- I’m just gonna wait and see if whitty comes back.”

Mario:...i seeee.....welp...i guess me and da bois should be headin home

Billie: “o-ok.” She continues to smoke

Mario: see ya (leaves)
Mario: ok lets head home
Bf:But Tails and tord should be here any minute
Mario:Ugh fine

Billie: “the fu- who!?”

Mario:.......my friends

Billie: “i would leave, but i might get put in a laboratory- so i won’t. But go***amnit!”

Whitty:same
Selever:......
Mario: i think i see em

Serditty: -attempts yet again to eat her toy-

Billie: “o-oh- you’re back.” She blushes a it and awkwardly smiles at whitty

Selever:stop eating ur toy
(tord and tails the fox walk up)
Tord:sup

They notice two new things- Selever has a baby in a stroller whom he is trying to stop from eating her toy, and a weird girl with possibly candle wicks for hair is flirting with Whitty

Tails:...wow...this feels diffrent
Mario: well u guys have been gone for 2 years of course stuff is diffrent

“H-heh heh- s-so my name is Billie.”

Whitty: hi
Mario:Billy goat? Billy from the thundermans? or billy bawb

She turns to Mario and one of her fuses starts glowing like it’s going to light- “make fun of me again, i dare you.”

Mario: or what your just a tall bob-om

It glows brighter- Billie stomps and the ground cracks-
“Last chance. . .”

Mario: or what ya gonna rap battle me to death?
(i might have to go)

(Oof ok)

“No, i think the more effective method is killing you.”

Mario: Haha that wont wor- wait KILL ME!?! HOLY SHIT!!! (all of my guys paniking and run off but Mario stays) YOU THINK YOU WILL MANAGE TO DO THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT

She lets out a scream- f**k. She’s gone Ballistic.

Mario:(glitching) YOU AINT A GRAIN OF SAND COMPARED TO ME!

They start fighting-
Serditty: “w-weeeeh!”

Selever:(takes baby away)
Mario:(has a gun and somehow theres multiple marios)

Whitty should probably try and calm her down

Whitty: (eating popcorn)
(i gotta go now)

(Ok-

(ok back)

(Yay

(but only for 30 minutes

(Darns

(lets just continue) Whitty:(still eating popcorn)

Billie absolutely destroys Mario

Mario:..........man if only that hurt......

-continuation of ballistic screeching-

(SHIT MY SISTERS FRIENDS CAME I GOTTA GO SORRY ILL BE BACK NEXT WEEKEND

(OK

(back for a little

(Kk

Mario:(dissapears)

Billie’s fuses go out and she falls to the ground, unconscious

Mario:(reappears) I WIN!

She looks VERY injured

Mario: welp all my friends are gone and i dont know what to do.......ima just find whitty and the others (leaves)
(meanwhile)
Whitty: that was getting insane
Selever: im mad
Whitty:why?
Selever: cuz if he could multipliy that would really help when we be taking care of the baby
Tails: well he only does that when hes mad like real mad im pretty sure he exploded already
Whitty: HE CAN EXPLODE!?
Tails: yeah
Selever: oh thats why when he gets ticked off he walks away
Bf:oh
Mario: Im here!
Whitty......YOU CAN EXPLODE!!!
Mario: TAILS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET!
Tails:sowwy
Tord:oh ok
Mario:Anyways i won i think she might be dead
Bf: YOU KILLED HER!?!
Mario: Maybe
Tails: we gotta make sure she aint dead!
(they go to billie)
Tord: My god she really is dead!
Mario: YEAH!

No- but her pulse is very slow

Bf: shes dying
Mario: SO ALMOST DEAD? YAY!!! ive never lost a fight
Whitty: i beat you
Mario: THAT DONT COUNT that was a rap battle not a real fight
Whitty:i punched u so hard
Mario: NOT A REAL FIGHT!!!
Tails: hmm we gotta help
Mario: ugh fine (put a band-aid on her) there i helped
Tails: THAT DID NOTHING!

Her breathing is getting slower

Tails:(internal screaming)
Mario:....this is fine
Whitty:F**K WHAT DO WE DO
Mario: IDK IM NOT A DOCTOR!.....oh wait i am
Tails: all u do is shove pills down mouths
Mario; and it cures viruses. oh wait! (throws a 1-up at her) Bam! she should be fine in a minute!
Whitty: it better cuz if it dont i f**kin kill you
Mario: what Dont want ur crush to die?
Whitty: I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!
Mario:Rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt

She wakes up, but still looks VERY weak

Mario: ur lucky my friends wanted you to live and all that other shit
Whitty: you ok?

Billie: “n-no- I’m sorry i freaked out, i-“ -sob-

Whitty: hey its ok me and somehow Mario have outbursts like that
Mario: that fight was one the hardest ive been in for years
Tails: dont feel bad

Billie: “i-i just can’t afford my meds right now and- I’m sorry- that was so uncool-“ she tries to stand up, and falls

Mario: HA!
Whitty:...Luagh again and ill end ur life
Mario:geez

“I-I’m sorry-“ Billie finds her ankle twisted, rendering her unable to walk

Whitty: Oh shit
(i gotta go now)

(Aw oki-)
-sob- “i’m sorry-“

Billie:”i-it would help if you could just- help me get home-“

Mario:well idk where u live

Billie: “I could give you directions- but i can’t walk nor afford a doctor right now.”

Whitty: ill carry u