Oka Ruto

"sanity" is a long forgotten concept

yes

O_O

he better not be taking notes

oh my gawdddddd
like, flippy, is like, sooooo ohvehrrayteddddddd

I legit watched 50 minutes of hentai

Yes lol

O dear lol

i literally watched 10 hours of nothing.

I'm watching 3 orphans hiding in a hospital trying to find answers about VFD and they're hiding cause they've been accused of murdering a man. And that man who was presumed dead, his girlfriend, and his henchmen, are trying to kidnap the orphans because they're going to inherit a large fortune once one of they turn 18, and a sugar bowl which contains sugar that is fused with horseradish that makes you immune to a deadly fungus called Medusoid Mycelium.

Spoiler alert the hospital burns down and the oldest sister almost gets her head cut off

ರ_ರ

And the 13 year old brother who recently spent his birthday in a jail cell convicted for murder and the toddler pretend to be doctors so that they can find the sister and stop them from getting their head cutt off

I found a description

the Baudelaires are on run after being accused for murdering "Count Olaf" (Jacques Snicket). They take refugee in a half-built hospital and secretly sleep in its unfinished half for shelter. Count Olaf and his troupe develop a scheme to perform a "cranioectomy" on Violet, meaning her head would be cut off against her will while under anesthesia, making it impossible for her to inherit the fortune. Klaus and Sunny work together to save their older sister from dying in the operation.

O h
O k

I found a better description

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire have been walking for miles for hours in the hinterlands, on the run from the police and residents of the Village of Fowl Devotees, due to being falsely accused of murdering "Count Olaf" (Jacques Snicket) at the end of the previous book. They have no money, are exhausted, hungry, thirsty, lost and confused about where they should go.

Fortunately, they eventually arrive at the Last Chance General Store, a convenience store in the middle of nowhere. There, they find a shopkeeper who offers them breakfast and lets them send a telegram from the store to Mr. Poe seeking help. Unfortunately, the shopkeeper's deliveryman comes in with a copy of The Daily Punctilio which claims the Baudelaires are murderers. They flee and spot a van with V.F.D. on the side. A bearded man welcomes them, lets them enter, and says they just finished getting gas and are about to get going.

Inside the van, the Baudelaires learn they were picked up by Volunteers Fighting Disease, a group of enthusiasts that visit Heimlich Hospital to increase the morale of patients but never offer anything physically helpful, like medicine. They believe that 'No News Is Good News' and therefore have never read The Daily Punctilio and don't recognize the Baudelaires. One of the members suggests the Baudelaires seek a Library of Records to find their V.F.D. The children ask them if they knew a Jacques because Volunteers Fighting Disease's initials are V.F.D. They tell the children that they don't know him and add that they don't know each other's real names, but only call each other brother and sister.

Ooooooo
I think ik what that is

Oh wow there's multiple parts

They reach Heimlich Hospital and get jobs with Hal in the Library of Records. Hal explains to them that they look familiar. He then says that he remembers them in a file about Snicket fires. At night, they secretly sleep in the unfinished half of the hospital where it's cold and damp, as they can not be found. Reviewing the few pages of the commonplace book they received from Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, they discover the existence of the Snicket File. They play a trick on Hal to try to get it, but only succeed in retrieving the 13th page, which reads:

Due to the evidence discussed on page 9, experts now suspect that there may in fact be one survivor of the fire, but the survivor's whereabouts are unknown.
It also says the rest was taken by the authorities. At this point, Esmé Squalor picks the lock on the door and chases them for the file. Klaus and Sunny escape up a chute, but Violet is too big and gets caught. Mattathias (who is actually Count Olaf posing as the Human Resources Manager at the hospital) informs the hospital on the intercom that Klaus and Sunny are in the building.

They hide with the volunteers the next day and then they hear on the intercom system that their sister will be receiving an unwanted "cranioectomy." They hide in a supply closet and find out by using anagrams and alphabet soup where the villains are hiding their sister, using the name "Laura V. Bleediotie." They disguise themselves as two "very short" doctors with robes and surgical masks to cover their faces so they can get through the hospital. On their way, they come across Esmé who is carrying the long sharp knife that Count Olaf threatened them within The Reptile Room. She believes that they are the two white-faced women (regular associates of Count Olaf). She leads them to the hook-handed man and the bald man, who leads them to Violet. They take Violet to the operating theater to begin the operation.

Although they briefly stall the operation by telling the history of the knife, Hal walks in accusing them of setting fire to the hospital. Esmé walks in along with the real white-faced women and "exposes" them. They are rounded up and Violet wakes up. Esmé has set fire to the Library and the fire is spreading. The person of indeterminate gender tries to catch them as they run through the hospital with Violet still laying on a gurney.

This sounds like the series of unfortunate events

Cause it is

Is it the episode where everyone thinks it’s such a good idea to cut someone’s head off because that’s where the problems are

yes

Thought so

Nani?
I can't beat that time...