Peace Negotiations

okay

memechat?

ok, I'm following you now

by the way this could take a while since I live in the eastern United States and you live in the Philippines, so there might not be a period of time time when both of us are active

My first term: that you change your name to something SFW! Lol.

Fuсk_you_lol

Much better. Now change your official motto to Momoisbestgirl...

Uh-oh! Momo is encircled in a huge explosion! She is almost instantly killed!

Bad news. That nuke hit your secret base!

bold of you to question the might of the us army
anyway the U.S. Marines are raiding the crap out of momo's house, so I suggest she just give up already, because the Feds are going to send her to jail no matter what she does

also even if we were targeted by the nuke (which we weren't), we would shoot it down so we would be fine even if there was a nuke. I'm not surprised she survived the nuke though, her HP is so broken that the nuke didn't do much. I'll get her HP nerfed.

-20000 HP

Good news! Momo is fine! Better news : you're about five freaking secands away from getting your very own waifu!

Bad news. That waifu pass will never stop momo. Once she's picked a man she'll never quit! I guess the chef is stuck with her if he keeps being a jackass to people!

The Kempeitai will arrest Momo for violating the rules of the Claim/Lose Waifu Passes.

Nope. Momo will always love the chef as long as he harasses anime people!

That won't prevent the Kempeitai from locking her up in jail.

She'll just escape from jail!

we'll just send her to Japanese Alcatraz
She'll never escape from there!

She escaped and blew up the prison with her attack Helicopter!

The Japanese Government has declared Momo to be an outlaw and has stripped her of citizenship, making her an illegal resident. All people can shoot to kill at first sight. The United States, due to diplomatic pressure from Japan, has nuked Momo and is prepared to unleash the full force of the US Armed Forces to hunt her down and put her to death.

No Momo what about Todoroki?

He pees his pants everytime his waifu Momo shows up. So he's stuck with her!

stop annoying us with weeb sycophant waifus or we will nuke you to the Stone Age

You're more than welcome to try...

HURRAH! WE KILLED MOMO!

She's just fine!

Too bad she won't live long because of ULTRA-SHAGGY

She'll be fine!

Bold of you to challenge SHAGGY the DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Don't you dare try to make him use 1% of his power.

*10 secands later*

No, kill her now, she’s crazy

U can't kill her! 👎

I will kill her because no.

You can't.
Also the Chef loves her so. Don't break his heart by murdering his waifu...

lmao Chief literally says he hates her, so I'll only make him happy if anything. Also I can kill Momo because no.

U can't kill her. But if you play your cards right I can get you a hot waifu of your own. And once you get one, she'll never leave you. Ever.

Yes I can, you obviously have not read the no card, because it supersedes all other cards. Even if you have a card that is supposed to be superior to it because no. Also Shaggy's true form is now on my side, he can kill Momo because he is vastly more powerful than everything you have combined.

Ok. Well be on the lookout for your new waifu then.
Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Boy I sure hope spamming die all day doesn't get you in trouble...

You wanna talk peace?

That’s the peace treaty to you guys