hell yeah i would

*gives you a VIP ticket to hell*

*uses it*

yes

*gives you a VIP ticket to hell*

Ight I’ll take one

Here take 20 *gives you 20 VIP tickets to hell*

Thanks

Here's how you do it:
Grab a weapon of any kind (preferably a gun)
Shoot or stab someone in the head with it
Free ticket to hell

But it's not a VIP ticket

You can cancel the ticket at anytime by repenting in His Holy Name

no I wanna go to the heavens ✨

Y e s

*gives you a VIP ticket to hell*

Yaay