day 2 of posting DUMB religions…

LMAOOO

I have disowned my Christian family

Understandable. I’m pretending to be Christian so I don’t get disowned

I am Christian but I dabble in spaghetti monster

i will say this. Christianity is not anti-fun. I believed that for a long time.

Ik that. I used to be Christian myself, I just don’t believe in it anymore. Now I pretend to

hmm, yeah belief can be difficult sometimes. i study science and history and other things if i’m struggling to believe in God.

wait nuuu, this gospel doesn’t save you like Christianity…
also it makes far less sense lol

Yes

lol

LOL o dear

But at least you can kill and eat a spaghetti monster.
Cthulhu is unkillable!