POV: you’re kidnapped by this girl and she seems familiar. Wdyd? (She could be familiar in any way)

Ash: can you maybe not kidap me today I'm trying to murder my EX

???: I can replace your ex.

Ash: damn

???: ...

Ash: ok well why am i here

???: you’re cute.

Ash: hah *she pats your head* thats nice

???: why tf are you tall

Ash: cuz i am shorty (ash is 6'1)

???: *angy noises* (Jackie 4”11)

Ash: hah ok so other then im cute why did you kidnap me

Jackie: YEAH. YOUR HOT EX AND HER NEW GIRLFRIEND CAME TO ANNIHILATE YOU

Ash: wait what- i mean YEAH
Ex: AAAAAAAAA

???: because I did.

Ash: and let me guess your going to try to tell me some corny pickup line like "you stole something of mine" blah blah blah "my heart" yeah that's not going to work unless you help me murder the ass hole the broke up with me

Jackie: ok then. I’m Jackie btw.

Ash: ash now come on

Jackie: don’t we need guns-

ash: no

Jackie: ohok

~they arive at a house~
Ash: *hands you a knife*

Jackie: why thank you

Ash: *walks in* hey dipshit
ex; yes? are you back bc you want me
Ash: no I want her *points to you* we are here to kill you
ex: wait what

Rago: image

Aaron: Where am I?

can i go

???: naw. Want a bud light

no

???: fruit gushers?

no

???: you’re uncultured

im not hungry

???: you don’t need to be hungry to have a snack-

if it makes you happy then fine ill have some

Cookie: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN!?

Jacob: wha

???: ...

Jacob: can I go

???: sure, want a bud light tho

Jacob: no I'm 15

Jackie: oh. I’m Jackie btw

Jacob: why would I want to know that

Jackie: I dunno. I have fruit gushers

Jacob: uh- a- ???

Cooper: let me go

???: why would I want to do that?

Cooper: because your nice

???: I’m really not

Cooper: why am I tied up tho

???: cause I kidnapped you

Cooper: are you like a stalker

???: I dunno, am I?

Cooper: I don’t know you might be

???: I guess we’ll never know

Cooper: I-

Rozy: aight then

Cooper: what now

???:I dunno (WHY DO I KEEP ON PUTTING ROZYYYY

(Idk)

Cooper: you kidnap me then have no idea what to do

???: I just like kidnapping people

Cooper: what do you do with them

???: play monopoly

Cooper: can I just go back to being alone

Rozy: want a bud light

Cooper: yes I do

???: *gives bud light* (I did not mean to put rozy I-

Cooper: *drinks it*

???: is it good?

Cooper: yeah

???: cool

Cooper: …

???: what?

Cooper: nothing

???: who do I seem like to you?

Cooper: a stalker

???: no shit Sherlock

Cooper: can I go now

???: what do you think the answer to that is

Cooper: no

???: ding ding ding

Cooper: what are you even going to do

???: I dunno, I’m thinking

Cooper: ugh