No way. Then we'd need to start legislating what medical procedures they can have, paying them less, sending them unsolicited dick pics all day, deciding if we should vote for or hire them based on their looks and telling them they're bad parents if they work.
Oh and forcing them to wear bikinis at the Olympics. And we would need to take you out of school at 13 so you can marry a village elder. And if you get raped your father will need to honor-kill you for bringing shame upon the family. Enjoy!
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