Sun Tzu in Art of War.

i disagree but okay then

You dare disagree with Sun Tzu¿

yes i do
however i very much agree with a different quote of his "Whatever you do, don't show all your techniques on a YouTube video. You fool, you moron."

Sun tzu said that

and i say he know a little more about masturbating than youuu do pal
because he invented it

and then he perfected it so theres no living man could best him in the rank of honor

"Masturbation is the key to going to hell"

-The Bible

yes