MilkTheMilkCarton but he's resorting to schtabbing

Oh Scheisse put the me at the top

*a portal opens in front of you*

Really :D

Yas :D

But how will you get me out of here

I have like 30 seconds till I die of blood loss

*uses max potion*
all of your HP has been restored, so you can't die now

That's not how this dimension works

ohok *escapes with you*

It took a lot of rituals and sacrifices, but nobody's ever getting freaky on a Friday night ever again.

Aw man, now how am I supposed to win the approval of the purple demon guy?

You can't

Because they no longer exist.

:,)

I, myself, have lost several liters of blood and am going to die.

Oh well
Now you know not to mess with my Friday Nights

Wh-
I feel betrayed

I'm stuck in the machine that's sucking my blood out to give you freedom, and you insult me like that

I liked my Friday Nights the way they were

And you ruined them

So yeah, I am gonna insult you like that

Don't leave me here to die

Ok, I won't

Wait wot lol

thank you. this super-sayan blue ass wannabe midget kept showing up every friday night at my door, and when I opened the door he acted like a robot. also, some random person was sitting on these 10-foot tall ass speakers that are plugged in to literal nothing.