you see her fighting some people in white robes with halos holding crosses using a sword covered in acid. wdyd?

Mario: It's raining...
Luigi: Yeah! Yeah it is.
Luigi: So, are you gonna leave dude? Because it's 2AM, and everybody else has gone home, so--
Mario: The pizza is going to be cold.
Luigi: I- I- I'm sorry, pizza?
Mario: Guaranteed 30 minutes, or it's free.
Luigi: Are you trying to tell me something?
Mario: That's a guaranteed 30 years in therapy when I bite down into a cold slice of fresh pizza.
Luigi: Is this because I wouldn't play Twister with you?
Mario: It's been 31 minutes. That's disappointment. That's cold pizza.
(Mario grabs the pizza box, which has now arrived.)
Mario: Go ahead. Open it.
(Luigi reaches for the pizza box.
Mario: No. I'll open it for you.
(Mario opens the box.)
Luigi: Wow! Uhhh, anchovies. That's a... That's a trope.
Mario: Look again.
Mario: Anchovies AND pineapple.
Mario: Everything I touch turns to waste. Everything I waste gets recycled.
(Mario pulls out a gun.)
Mario: Get in the car, Luigi.
Luigi: Woah, woah, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, put the gun--
Mario: THE CAR, LUIGI. GET IN THE CAR.
(In the car now)
Luigi: Oh man, I... Hate this song- Lemme just... Turn it off...
(Luigi turns off the radio.)
Mario: ... You like the Bee Gees, Luigi?
Luigi: Um, not particula--
Mario: Name one of their albums. Go ahead.
Luigi: I can't really...
Mario: Any one of them.
Mario: Parallel parking. Y'know how to parallel park?
Luigi: No, I--
Mario: Exactly. It's a myth, created by the CIA to trick us into chasing the elusive dream of attempting to perfect symmetry. We can't play God, Luigi. God is the meter maid. AND YOUR TIME IS UP.
Luigi: I'm- I'm sorry, where are we going again?
Mario: Oh, we're here.
(Now in a far-off forest)
Luigi: So- I mean, wha- what exactly are we doing here-
Mario: Feeling limber, Luigi?
(A Twister board shows up)
Luigi: Really man, really? You brought me all the way out here, in the middle of the night, to play Twister?
Mario: Go ahead, Luigi. Spin the dial.
Luigi: No. I won't spin the dial.
Mario: Spin. The. Dial.
Luigi: Okay, okay, fine-
(Luigi spins the dial.)
Luigi: Left foot to red. Are you happy?
Mario: Look again.
(The area the dial landed in is now labeled "WE'RE NOT BROTHERS ANYMORE.")
(Luigi starts crying.)
Mario: That's what I thought.

brynne: *dies inside in the background*

Chris: hey brynne, need some help?

brynne: yeah! thanks!

Kawaii: *brings out the cringe gun(the TomTord rocket launcher) and a bunch of blue demonic fire-infused shotguns and begins shooting the people in white robes with her too*

brynne: HELL YE

Kawaii: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANARCHY

WOOOOOO

Kawaii: hmm we need battle music
All of a sudden, Kawaii's cat Cloud and Kawaii's pink cat speakers appear.
Cloud: * makes this play on the speakers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ayhFpOPSQ * there

brynne: *beheads a few soldiers*

Kawaii: *slices about 70 angels in half with her starry demon wings*

brynne: *casually shoots acid at a ton on angels*

Kawaii: *summons her CattoCloud squad who takes everyone out in one blow*

brynne: That was awesome!

Kawaii: *snaps fingers and makes the CattoCloud squad dissappear* I know, I know.

brynne: I don't even know why those guys were attacking me lol, I didn't even do anything illegal this time

Phantom: "again? people fighting, people fighting, really? whats the reason this time?"

brynne: A LITTLE HELP HERE???

"tch." *he whips out a skeletal longbow with a scope, and fires green energy bolts at the white robed people*

(the white robed people fall over and disappear)
brynne: thanks. I dunno why they were attacking me, I didn't even do anything illegal this time

"this time?"

brynne: yeah I can't figure it out i'm hella confused

"oh... so who are they?"

brynne: I think they call themselves the guardians of the holt land or some bullshit

"sound like a bunch of pricks"

brynne: what was that?

"what?"

*holy

brynne: it sounded like *imitates noise*

"huh... hold on" *his eyes flash to red and he looks around with a infared vision*

brynne: 0-0

"well, there's... not much I can see"

brynne: huh.

brynne: *looks over* HEY KIDS GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS DANGEROUS AND BLOODY AND I DON'T WANT YOU SCARRED FOR LIFE

SKID: BUT IT IS DA SPOOKY MONTH

brynne: IT'S F**KING JULY YOU DUMB KIDS

PUMP WHISPERS: SHE DOES KNOW IT'S SPOOKY MONTH (THEY BOTH LAUGH)

brynne: *nearly gets her head cut off* GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM!

(THEY DO THE SPOOKY DANCE AND START FLOATING IN THE SKY)

brynne: oooooooohhh shit

Suddenly all the guya in white robe just drop dead)

Melani watches this ordeal with great interest

brynne: *starts flying towards I.M.P.

:D

brynne: ``So uh-`` *She was cut off by the sound of a gun shot, her eyes closed as she fell towards the ground, losing her grip on Melani. She cried out as she plummited towards the ground* ``Damit-`` *She said softly then she started losing conciousness from a lack of blood, then she hit the ground. Hearing a loud crack she fell unconcious and lost her breath, now laying dead on the street.*

“. . . Uh oh.”

(lmao my gf wrote that XDDD)

(Tf lol

(she's cool)

(Noice

brynne: do you know your adress?

“Nope-“

brynne: 0-0

“But i know the address of my work!”

brynne: what is it?

“-insert address to the I.M.P building-“

brynne: want me to take you there?

“Ok!”

brynne: climb on my back

“Ok!” She does that

brynne: You just cut off the heads of like 15 angel soldiers! That's badass!

“Aw- well I’m in the business of killin folks.”

brynne: that sounds fun

“It is! I wish my parents weren’t sendin me to the ranch for the summer. I like killin folks.”

brynne: I could help you ditch if you want

“It’s fine.” She sighs

brynne: wanna go out for boba? I know a good place

“Sure.” (Here’s what she looks like)

(at the boba place
brynne: what kind do you want?

“Strawberry” :3

brynne: ok! *turns to person working there* one oreo boba shake and one strawberry boba please!

-they sit down and wait for their drinks-

person working there: here are your drinks
brynne: thanks!
person working there: how will you be paying?
brynne: ...
person working there: ma'am?
brynne: ...
person working there: ...
brynne: WITH THIS *flips her off, then picks you up and flies away*

“ACK- ey!”

“Ack-!!”

brynne: relax, I do this all the time lol

“I don’t-!”

brynne: oh. where do ya wanna land

“Home-“

brynne: oki

“. . . I’ll admit, I’m pretty lost.”

brynne: A LITTLE HELP HERE??

“Ok!” She starts attacking the enemies with her (newly sharpened) Axe

brynne: THANKS! *she cuts of the head of an enemy*

“OOH! Good idea!” Melani also starts cutting heads off

(soon all the enemies are dead)
brynne: that was fun. I dunno why they were attacking me tho, I didn't do anything illegal this time...

“Angels are racist.” She spits on the ground

brynne: yeah they suck. I think these ones called themselves the guardians of the holy land or some bullshit

“Sounds dumb.” Now looking at her, Brynne realizes she’s an Imp demon.

brynne: whoa you're an imp demon! I've read a ton about you guys you're really cool!

“Ha! Sugar, i’m the lame kind.”