He’s already bald

and he will be for the rest of his life

Great Meme ! I might have gone with 'Sickle Cell Disease' :~)

That would've been good for sure.

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cute!

Maybe he’s suicidal. That would help

Might speed up the prognosis a bit.

Definitely

Idk man I think AIDS or herpes would be worse

Well, it is positive.