because your mum's an addict? that explains why you're so retarded, she literally smoked you to death!
and while you could drive, you probably can't do it very well, considering the only experience you have with driving is with bumper cars. you'd be crashing into shit left and right, and the cops would think you're almost as drunk as your mum was when she was pregnant with you. what happens when they ask for a license?
and what would being "better" than you be? does that mean you have more friends? at least mine will stick around when the party's over.