I ask myself: "why do I have this shit on my phone" bc why not

is that porn?

What the f**k? No!

lame

I’m confused

You should be

What is this even from lmao

Calamitas riding yharim, what else would it be

Who the fu—

Ok before I offend anyone by not knowing what something is could you elaborate further?

Calamitas (aka the brimstone witch)
Yharim (aka the jungle tyrant)
Calamitas is being given a piggyback ride by yharim

I still have no idea what the f**k you are talking about, what game/movie/book/whatever are they from?

They are from the calamity mod for terraria
Yharim if a prominent figure in the lore
Calamitas is a super boss that is also a prominent figure in the lore

So they are from Terraria, ah, the game I don’t play just know about it, even then I don’t know much other than it’s a 2D survival game.

t h e b e s t 2-d survival game, and best survival game for people who like minecraft but find it too easy

I still haven’t beat Minecraft regularly yet, I mostly play Bedwars and skywars on Hypixel. Whether it’s with friends or without friends I never get to beat the actual game normally. I was at one point ver close with my cousin and sis a few weeks ago but my sis plays travel softball and had to leave and I haven’t been back at his house. The one time I got close on PC I lost all my stuff and said “f**k it.” Present day I have Keep Inventory as the only rule on (still cheating) but I managed to get all the Blaze rods necessary to get to the end, I’m just having trouble finding ender men currently.

Also my cousin enables host privileges so we are still cheating