Mario: Luigi, how the F**K do you not have Uno?
Luigi: I don't know!
Mario: How the f**k do you not know?!
Luigi: I JUST DON'T!
Mario: THAT'S NOT A F**KING VALID ANSWER!
Mario: JUST GO TO WALMART OR SOME SHIT AND BUY UNO! IT'S NOT F**KING EXPENSIVE!
Part Two, so far