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(Ink: Imma curse here, but HOLY SHIT-)
[Want a ship to question?]

[sure]

[Undertale Peasant x CT!PJ and also f u c k the fandom because they also haves child)

[no]

[What?]

[the fandom is too much. I WANT TO DIE NOW]

[I hate myself for knowing it's existence-
Error: *reads le comment* . . <Image>

[PJ deserves better. this is why he is with Fresh.]

[Error: n o
Me IRL: . .]

[PJ: F**k you.]

AU Dream: My child?
Me IRL: *comes back with ✨P I E✨* ?

Grace: I'm fine. The pun was just funny

AU Dream: ah, good.
Me IRL: that joke was Punny
AU Blue: MY LIFE IS STILL AGONY
AU Cross: guess you can say..
AU Dream: we gave you the cold shoulder!
AU Blue: *SCREAM*
Me IRL: *WHEEZE*

Grace: *Laughing hard*
Me IRL: Lol

AU Blue: MY LIFE IS AGONY
Both: *laughing a bit*
Me IRL: heh

Grace: Hehe

AU Dream: what?
AU Cross: (KID DON'T)

Grace: Blue is silly.

AU Dream: mm-hm
AU Cross: anyways

Me IRL: *playing Pokemon Ultra Sun*

B E C A U S E Y E S

you scare me.

No, google hardest FNF songs and Ink is there-

ohok

now what :|

(HELP I HAVE A TINY KITTEN PLAYING WITH THE QUILT I'M UNDER)

(Find Ink then)

(INK)

(Ink: what?)

(THERE IS A CAT ATTACKING ME TROUGH THE QUILT I'M UNDER)

Dream(Kinder): hehehe-
Me IRL: Holy shit Dream you killed him-
The smol's: *Sleeping*

Cross: *dead*

Me IRL: is anyone here a doctor?
Dream(Kinder): ;-;

Science: I AM

Me IRL: WELL YOUR A NERD!
Dream(Kinder): oof

Sci: ;-; WAIT. THE CREATOR IS BASING AU!CLASSIC OFF OF ME, HA!

Me IRL: that's because I created the whole AU ya idiot
Dream(Kinder): OOF-

AU!Classic: *books. BOOKS GALORE*

Me IRL: true dat
Dream(Kinder): well back to whatever I was doing- *leaves*

AU!Classic: ? *his glasses are crooked*

went to check my profile, greeted with this.

I know

Ink(Kinder): *turns to face me* SCREW YOU!
Me IRL: Your cute tho
Ink(Kinder): true-
Error(Kinder): Ight imma head out

PJ: *Picks Kinder!Error up* not on my watch.

Error(Kinder): DAMNIT-
Ink(Kinder): heh-
Me IRL: *Picks up the s m o l Ink* MINE- *leaves*
Ink(Kinder) WAIT NO PJ HELP-

PJ: No.

Ink(Kinder): why- WAIT TOOTHLESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
Me IRL: Just gonna hold you and hug you because ur smol
Ink(Kinder): :|
Me IRL: And maybe nuzzle you a bit
Ink(Kinder): NO GOD HELP-

PJ: AAAWWWWW

Ink(Kinder): *Middle finger*
Me IRL: S m o l. B E AN
Ink(Kinder): NUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Error(Kinder): SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Ink(Kinder): SHUT UP ERROR- *HRPH-*
Me IRL: *has covered his mouth with 1 finger* hush smol bean
Ink(Kinder): TwT

PJ: I think these 2 need a nap.
Grace: WASSUP FUC-

Me IRL: GRACE WE HAVE CHILDREN HERE-
Ink(Kinder): I AM NOT A CHILD
Me IRL: you are right now
Ink(Kinder): True-
Dream: what the hell did I just walk into-

PJ: AS I SAID, These 2 need a nap.

Sue: ok what the actual funk is going on here
Me IRL: I don't know

AU!Ink: WHO IS YOU!?
Grace: Oh , Hey, I see AU!Dream coming.

Me IRL: bud, I would hide if I were you.
Sue: |:|

AU!Ink: *leaves*
UV!Ink: *leaves*
Grace: Hello

Me IRL: hi
AU Dream: *comes into tha room* Hello.

Grace: Greetings. I am Grace.

AU Dream: I'm Dream
Me IRL: P I E
AU Dream: in the kitchen my child
Me IRL: *goes to get pie*

Grace: Nice to meet you.

AU Dream: "Ice" to meet you to my child
Me IRL: (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-)

Grace: <image>

Sue: *Puts her sword into her hand* try me bish *She ALWAYS has her sword on her*
Me IRL: :|

UV/Past!Grace: *uses her magic to separate them*

Sue: Bruh I'm like 3 meters away from him
Me IRL: *slaps foreheard*

UV/Past!Grace: you guys aren't fighting unless you want to trigger my PTSD.

Sue: BRUH-
Me IRL: stop saying that
Sue: -_- fine

Grace: Ink in the UV traumatized me.

Sue: -_-
Me IRL: k

AU!Ink: WAT-

Me IRL: HOLY SHOOT AREN'T YOU A WEED-
Sue: da fauq-

UV!Ink: GRACE I'M SORRY-
Grace: SHUT THE FU-

(should I sleep?)

(I dunno. You do you.)

(I mean, 1:28 in the morning)

(You probably should then)

(Ink: *sighs* where are they?)

(Right behind me.)

(Ink: k *picks them up* hi :3)

(Mah hands ;-;)

(Ink: ok then)

(Fun Fact: I'd be working on the AUTale gang right now if Screen Time weren't acting up RN)

(Ink: k)

(*SCREECHES* OAKLEY!)

(Ink: BUD CALM DOWN-)

(I SWEAR THAT KITTEN HAS ENOUGH ENERGY TO POWER A WHOLE CITY)

Me IRL: You're good friends with the King, right? Books'n'things?

AU!Classic: Y-yeah? Why?

Me IRL: b o o k s *Shows him the big ass library Ink created for regular Nightmare* here

AU!Classic: *in heaven*
AU!Fell: *blushing slightly*
UV/Past!Grace: TF am I?

Me IRL: I don't know
Sue: da hell-

AU!Fell: Human! Stop right there!
UV/Past!Grace: If I dealt with X!Gaster I can deal with you.
AU!Fell: Who TF is X!Gaster-

Sue: 0-0 No one of your concern dude
Me IRL: Hold on, Sue, don't you hate humans?
Sue: I had my meds so It'll be fine
Me IRL: k

UV/Past!Grace: Plus, *points at Grace* I'm just her 12 year old self.
AU!Fell: <image>

Sue: It's nothing for your concerned lover idiot
Me IRL: You shouldn't've said that
Sue: I'm part Demon so I'm fine
Me IRL: 0-0"

AU!Fell: BITCH-

Dream: I'm not gonna get involved- *leaves*
Me IRL: wait which 2?
Ink(Kinder): Heck If I know-
Error(Kinder): ok this maybe one of the only times I like being held

PJ: Ink and Error, stupid.

Me IRL: ;-; Dream wait
Dream: what?
Me IRL: would you so kindly get the Nap Time?(As in the spray bottle*
Dream: sure *goes to get it*
Ink(Kinder): (not. the. NAP TIME-) NO GOD PLEASE NO
Error(Kinder): NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Ink(Kinder): I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT I PROMISE
Me IRL: Ink you make no promises, so why should I make one for you?
Error(Kinder): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

PJ: Alright, nap time, you two idiots.

Ink(Kinder): NO PLEASE
Error(Kinder): HAVE MERCY
Dream: *Holding the naptime bottle* THERE IS NO MERCY
*after a bit*
Both of the smols: *asleep*
Me IRL: :3

PJ: *puts them in a bed* much better.

Me IRL: yes, it's quiet for once.
Dream: that's rare
Me IRL: yep

Grace: AND I F**KING LIKE IT

Me IRL: there are 2 smol's sleeping and I don't think they would like to be interrupted
Dream: I have an extremely rare question
Me IRL: what's your question?
Dream: Can I turn into a Kinder please
Me IRL: . . . that's a new phrase.

PJ: Sure. *does so*
Cross: * N O S E B L E E D *

[Error: this is why I refused to have children in the first place
Ink: >:( *slaps him*
Error: OW-
Me IRL: Owo]

[PJ: I was made from one of your fights, idiots]

[Error: I know that
Ink: *sighs and teleports off*
Me IRL: :|]

[PJ: I feel like both you and Ink's IQs together is 20.]

[Me IRL: NO, INK GUESS MY IQ.
Ink: which is 69 ;-;
Me IRL: Apparently.
Ink: so what's 9 + 10
Me IRL: 21
Ink: KEEP YOUR-]

PJ: I was talking to Error. His IQ + Ink's IQ = 20

[Me IRL: Error left-]

PJ: I can fix that. *teleports Error here*

[Error: NO-
Ink: ;-;
Me IRL: Ya know, it would be fun JUST to have both of you rant as Kinder's
Ink: NO DON'T-]

PJ: *makes them Kinders* Y E S =)