i w a s n t b o r n w i t h o u t a h a r t

Mario: You guys wanna play Uno?
Luigi: I don't have Uno.
Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit.
Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox.
Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever.
Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard!
Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it!
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK!
Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king-
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
Toad and Peach: *watching in horror*
Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO!
Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE!
Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR
Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER!
Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!
Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!

but you can’t live without a heart-

but i can try *sharpens knife*

nuuuuuu

Whats stopping me *proceseds to cut heart out*

nuuu *revives*

why'd you do that- * Re-sharpens knife*

Why depresion

because hoot

Y tho

i d o n t k n o w e x a c t l y

But y

i d o n t k n o w

BUT WHY

Please?

D i d i s t u t t e r ?

Did I stutter?

No but i didnt either.

Y tho

I DONT F**KING KNOW PLEASE F**K OFF-

Y tho

F u c k o f f

Y tho

Can you stop saying y tho

Moms gone and dad isnt online

But Y

Cuz she f**king said so now please stop

No.

Now unfold one hand

ok- hoot

Fold your hands together

uhh ok hoot-

*grabs your hands and pins them to the wall and lifts your leg up*

o////o
hoot-hooty?!

Horny people

*smiles*

W-what are you doing hoot-

I’m a owl hoot hoot
I’m letting nature take its course

I smell s i m p

h-hoot hoot-?

*smiles* hoot hoot~
(Want me to stop jus say it lol)

It lol)

Shut simp

( i honestly dont really care a t t h i s p o i n t )

hoot-hoot-

(Dms?)

Im nota simp

(sure-)

(It’s a thing I saw on tictok XD)

H o r n y

Hmm?

And?

Ye