Some attempt at a snarling animal, specifically a wolf.

Aw hell naw the red faced booby made the moon full

Yes.

Time to drain the moon of its fullness

Yes.

Or you could just spin it I guess

'' He don't bite. ''

I trust that very suspicious thing on the left side of the screen (can’t tell what it is). *proceeds to pet Sparky*

Sparky: *snarls loudly*

Ah I see, ok he didn’t like that. Ok I’m gonna go get my dog and see what happens, be right back.

*two minutes later and I’m back with Amber*

Amber: *happily barks while I hold her*

*he just stares at her.*

Amber: *stares back*

*he does a low growl.*

Amber: …

*he blinks, his eyes seem to be back to normal.*

EdgeFoot: w e l l ?

*he looks at the red-footed booby at the corner.*

EdgeFoot: shit.

Amber: ?

Me: ?

*and then EdgeFoot gets attacked.*

Amber: ! *surprised bark, then a scared expression*

Me: yep I think Amber’s had enough for one day.

EdgeFoot: AAAAAAAAA-

Me: yeah, “he doesn’t bite” now does he? You might want to rethink that buddy.

*insert me walking away with Amber*

EdgeFoot: I was luring people- *cough cough*

Me: I can see that.

Amber: …

BlueFoot: I’m impressed, most people don’t actually fall for these when it comes to Edgy.

Sparky: *just giving EdgeFoot the middle finger*

Me: my first comment was meant to be sarcastic. I decided to pet him anyway.

Amber: *finally speaks up* then why the heck did you pet him knowing that?

Me: an excuse for self harm and for the funny.

Amber: what the fu-

Me: LANGUAGE.

BlueFoot: call a hotline.

Me: no cause that part about self harm was also a joke.

Amber: I was gonna say you don’t look depressed buddy.

Me: when you have a habit of making unfunny suicide and self harm jokes that don’t make sense.

BlueFoot: k then.

Me: yeah, I’m very weird

Toad: YES HE DO

EdgeFoot: mk then.

EdgeFoot: prove it-

Toad: * holds a bloody bone *

*Sparky quickly bites onto the bone.*

Toad: see?

EdgeFoot: so?

Toad: wait. . Does he eat humans

EdgeFoot: hmmmm- maybe.

Toad: perfect, my wife recently moved out so I got some ermmm maybe a lot of Karen’s and stuff in my basement

EdgeFoot: oh.

Toad: yea, though the obese people are in my attic

Edge foot ready to kill

Ah hell nah, Sparky just went insane

Hell nah, EdgeFoot brought in a full moon.