I was trying to make a salad ;-;

Put hand sanatizer on it

What-

I'm joking

You should either wrap like a paper towel around it or put an ice pack on it

ohok

I like to call hand sanatizer

"Now you know where all your cuts are"

sqeeze a lemon into it

Wth

yea

What milk said.

ohok

Petroleum gel

ok den

Or aloe Vera rub depending on what burn

Pain killers

oki

Works for me when I am in extreme pain so it should be fine.

already tried that

oki

lemon

...

i’m joking
put a bandaid on it

*Kisses it* now its gonna be better!

....

what

Kissing it when your hurt makes it better

burn it irl

um no

i’ll do it for you then
*sets you on fire once again*

*throws you in the lake*

*walks out*
too bad that won’t unfire you