Cant be nsfw or i wont pick you, even if it's funny

Bananas without their peels are naked bananas

What does sfw mean? If it has any bad words, I don't want to know then..(This isn't my submission btw.)

Safe For Work

Ohhh, okay, thank you!

i went to the pool not to long ago and me friends and i saw some very large people and we were wondering if what they had one where swimsuits. and i said you'll be able to tell when they breach, then later after they got out of the pool and where about to jump in and i said again that thats how tsunamis are made as they jumped.

not elegible. That's just mean

how about this one.(this was about a year ago) my friends and i were hanging out and talking, when one of them had said that his mom wanted him to be a girl, and my other friend said it's 2020 we can change that, and we just started laughing our head off.

Weird, not stories. Here's an example:
If the moon is rectangle, and my dog just went hamster, how many purples are nine?