Dont try it. Dont bother fighting.

Reginald Cutley: "oo-a trinket! I have a few like it"

Sorry, already sold it.

"I wasnt planning on buying it"

Calamine: *asleep*

...

Calamine: *asleep- and in the way*

*Wakes up*

Calamine: “h-huh? What. . . ZZzz. . .”

Can you get out the way? I need to be careful with this thing. You can sleep on the bed.

-to asleep to hear that-

Sigh... *yeets her over to the other bed*

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*June accidentally bumps into Guff*
June: Oh, I'm sorry

Hey you almost made me accidentally snap half the universe away

June: eek, I'm sorry Guff please don't hurt me

Im not going to hurt you 🙄

June: Phew, I'm sorry for calling you a freak

You know what? Its fine.

*June is nervous*

I might just send this to the dorn dimension. Its a random place, but you can sell pretty much anything there and they always have buyers that give good deals. I would recommend it. But im gonna keep it for now

*Realises she is looking nervous* You...good...June?

June: I hope I'm not an annoyance

....I don't. I just find you annoying usually anyways why are you saying this and why do you look so nervous

Wdym?

June: Y-you usually say that I'm an annoyance

ODST Craig: hey you got any cigarettes

Soleil: *not paying attention*

Me: Hmm what do i do with this gautlet then?

Soleil: *looks at you*
"0H SHIT"

Hey you almost made me drop the gautlet

(But Soleil didn't hear you.)
(She looks terrified)

*Pretends to snap fingers*

Soleil: SCREEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE333EEEEEEEE

*Does laugh it up emote*

Soleil: don't you dare...
1f you 3nd up kill1ng me by fright, th0ugh, ill com3 b4ck. Str0ng3r. I'll be G0d-Ti3r.

Im beyond god tier

Soleil: w3'll s33 480ut th4t.
(Note: the reason why Soleil talks like that is because it's her text style.)

I killed immortals before. Youre still mortal. I could just punch you over to the other side of the fricking continent

Soleil: th3n 1 c4n 83c0m3 g0d-t13r...
Y0u kn0w wh4t? Scr3w 1t. H0w c0uld a g0dd4mn cut3... Uh... R4bb1t th1ng- 83c0m3 s0 h34rtl3ss?

Haha, it is possible to be cute and cause destruction.

Soleil: 0h w0w

Aaaaand im stronger than this gautlet itself. So dont you worry, if you come back you'll die happily on your next life.

Soleil: d0nt y0u g3t 1t?!! 1f 1 4m g0d-t13r, 1 4m 1mm0rt4l!!