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Ash: oOoOoo

*Chemist hears Ash*
Chemist: WHO IN BLOODY HELL INVITED YOU

Ash: I invited my self

Chemist: Well, come with me mate

Ash: I’m guessing these will kill me if I drink them?

Chemist: yes

Ash: k cool *grabs some*

*Chemist throws an object near Ash*

Ash: da fuk stop

*The object blows up and it was a flashbang disorienting Ash*

Ash: shit what was that

Ash: yeah

Chemist: mmm, Now time for experimenting

*Chemist knocks Ash out while she was disoriented*

Ash: …

*Chemist tskes Ash's unconscious body somewhere*

Ash: hey can you not I wanted chipotle

Ash: nah that’s drugged

*Chemist eats one of the food and he's not drugged*
Chemist: It's not drugged

Ash: fine *eats it*

*The food tastes very good*

Ash: damn

Chemist: damn Chipotle food is good

*Chemist gives Ash aome conveniently placed chopotle food*

Drink it

*The chemicals kill you*

Yay

lol

IRL Poley: Hola.

I eat it. And then i spit it all out in his fricking face

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*sneaks around and turns invisible*

*Chemist hears something near him when they turned invisible and checks on it*
Chemist: what now

*puts a silencer on his gun*

Chris: *takes most illegal thing, then leaves*

*Chemist sees Chris*
Chemist: oi mate, where do you think your going

Chris: *makes m60* I know that this bullet is going straight through your face! *starts shooting*

*Chemist throws a poison smoke bomb down at Chris and dodges the bullet*

Matt:*Grabs one*now f*** this s*** I'm out

*Chemist sees Matt*
Chemist: oi there mate, where are you going

Matt:sorry I'll leave*starts walking away*

Jacob: * takes all of it *

*Chemist notices Jacob*
Chemist: OI MATE WHAT ON BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE

Jacob: * teleports to the police department *

*a triangular object on Jacob exploded on him disorienting him and Jacob is in the middle of nowhere*

Jacob: shit