You can't make this stuff up. Link to full story in comments.

I respect this woman, very much.

Jesus saying Hell Yeah is going in my camera roll. You should post on a Christian stream lmao.

That is rather wicked now that I think about it.

Glad that you liked it!

That was the point.

https://www.loudersound.com/news/new-zealand-mother-names-her-children-metallica-slayer-and-pantera