I'm ready. Im ready!

Tsundere tank: "No! Don't burn me! Lol. I'm flame proof!"

rockets enabled

You just suicide bombed yourself! You missed and fragged yourself!

missiles launched

Using special guided missiles that detect and destroy anime and cannot be tampered with

Where are you getting these shitty missiles? Pakistan?

a horde of tanks attacks

Oh noz! The Super_Ultra_Mega_Samurai_Tank crushed it accidentally! $#%&!

7 transformers attack

A Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte pproaches!

Noooooo! those transformers were your last hope!

4 GIGA TRANSFORMERS approach
*boss music eminates from gigatransformers*

Your giga transformers look down at their "made in Japan" tags and realize that since the original transformers was made by Toei animation studios in Japan, they themselves are anime!
*transformers all self destruct! *

LIBERTY PRIME approaches with Washingtonium armor, he is Made in the USA

Liberty prime's engine is made in China! [Thanks alot Elon Musk!]
*liberty prime explodes*

*The Brotherhood of Steel rebuilds Liberty Prime with only made in America parts*

*Engine fails again cause it was still made by Elon Musk's foreign labor, in his US factory!*
*liberty prime melts*

*THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL BUILDS THREEE LIBERTY PRIMES WITH ALL PARTS AND METALS MADE IN THE USA WOTH LABOR FROM WELL-PAID US CITIZENS, ALSO THEY ARE MADE IN A SPECIAL BROTHERHOOD FACTORY*

*First 2 Liberty Primes get into a fight, with each other, over who has the bigger chaingun. They blow each other up*
*The third liberty prime moves to Canada for all the free maple syrup!*
*the brotherhood's factory burns down after they put a fork in the breakroom microwave*

*the brotherhood builds a new factory, creates 5 new Liberty Primes which cannot be brainwashed into fighting each other or deserting like the previous ones and are made of the extremely strong metal Washingtonium, they are all made in USA with American parts and materials by a new set of well-paid American workers which are not stupid enough to put forks in microwaves and also the factory has a fire control system*

The bombs! The bombs do nothing!

Electromagnetic pulse disables your shields

*shield regeneration in 5,4,3,2,1... regeneration complete*

continuous EMP pulse is constantly emitted

we build 3 more emp stations
and resume carpet bombing

All EMPs are sniped by hot anime girls!

15 EMP stations are set up, and are guarded by AAA snipers, artillery, and anti-aircraft guns. All stations are built out of Glorious Washingtonium

*Mihoshi obliterates all EMP stations with her GDL*

Gru from Despicable Me attacks the Giant Death Laser with an Orbital Strike
EMP stations are rebuilt, with 500 snipers, more artillery and anti-aircraft guns, piranha guns, cookie-sized death robots, and twice the amount of Washingtonium.

I throw the sun at it

Oh shit!

HOLY KNIGHTS FORCE THE PAGAN FALSE GOD TO FLEE

also we get a new orbital strike laser

OH NAH FAM. MY GUY GOT GRU FROM DESPICABLE MY

But the anime girls are still temporarily invincible and escape back to Japan even tho Belldandy is gone!

The AAA executes Operation Downfall and invades Japan until the anime girls' invincibility wears off and slays them

The triple A is stopped 6 miles outside of Japan by the US navy and the Japanese navy and their NATO allies. Turns out Japan is off limits cause they're our ally now!

*The USA, France, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, the Philippines, China, Korea, Papua New Guinea, Canada, the Solomon Islands, Taiwan, Myanmar, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Indonesia, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, and India rekindle their old rivalries with Japan and Germany, Italy, Greece, Thailand, Brazil, Mexico, Paraguay, Argentina, South Africa, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Algeria, Egypt, Turkey, Poland, Sweden, Finland, Kazakhstan, Belarus, and the Marshal Islands declare war as well. Since the UN's Security council is dominated by our allies, the UN condemns Japan and supports the war against it*

*NATO (who controls most none commie countries) refuses to go to war with Japan.*
*All the countries except North Korea go home*
*The Anime_Girls_Army drops a giant soy sauce bomb on north Korea*
*north Korea is destroyed*

*the aforementioned countries dismantle NATO*
*everybody, including the AAA, commends the AGA for destroying the oppressiveness dictator Kim Jong Un*

Too late! Shields are back up!

The /kill command will instantly kill you no matter what

I don’t misspell words like you do

/kill @e [type=animegirls]

/kill @e [type=hedgehog]

/kill @e [type=anime fan]

No deleting comments. The deal was: we fight and don't cry about a lil bloodshed.

Deleting my attacks? You know crying cause your feeling are hurt violates our agreement. If you can't handle the battle, you lose! Goodbye!

that was AAA chief

See anything misspelled?

U naver misespill anethang! Meem man well nut bee happe!

*prisoners revolt in all Anime Police prisons*

Sorri, zhey muust awl pikc uop tresh!
Cummunity survicce! Meem mnn hazz spokkan!

The rebel prisoners arm themselves and begin guerilla warfare

*most of the prisoner penguins turn on you cause they love anime*
*That one penguin that hates anime is sold to KFP*
Sorry!

*meanwhile the human prisoners have resisted Anime Police brainwashing, after escaping from normal prisons they liberate Anime Police POW camps and free AAA soldiers, creating a massive revolt everywhere in Anime Police territory*

I am 5 parallel universes ahead of you