Remember the Bud Light commercials? Create your own RMOG character and describe their traits like the commercials did.

Today we salute YOU, Mr. photocopier machine copier guy
*MR. PHOTOCOPIER MACHINE COPIER GUY!!!*

You babysit the machine for hours at a time, watching it like a pot of water waiting to boil...
*WHEN WILL THAT 30 PAGE PRINT JOB FIIIINISH?!!*

There's no error code you're afraid to troubleshoot...low toner, out of paper, PC Loadletter...
*WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??!!!!*

When the office is all trying to print their TPS reports at the same time, you'll be there to keep them rolling off the press...
*YOU'RE A STAAAARR!!!!!*

So open up an ice cold Bud Light, because after dealing with that last paper jam you're gonna need one.
*YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A PAPER CUT!!*

And here's to you, Mr. photocopier machine copier guy....*MR. PHOTOCOPIER MACHINE COPIER GUUUY...!*

Example of the style to emulate found in this short YT video, create your character in the same fashion and have fun with it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdGj-FVxOcs