If the vaccine evangelists come to your door pull a reverse Jehovah’s Witness and ask them if they have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Also works for the opposing party’s political candidates or salespersons. Especially efficient with a Ring doorbell or similar device.
WHEN YOUR DOORBELL RANG IN 2019; "HELLO DO YOU KNOW JESUS?"; WHEN YOUR DOORBELL RINGS IN 2021; "HELLO WE ARE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR COVID VACCINE?"
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