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POV: Your job is to research SCP-2396

POV: Your job is to research SCP-2396 | SCP-2396 (Ms. Sweetie); Eculid; SCP-2396 is to be housed in a standard humanoid containment cell in the Low Security Wing of Site-19. Daily, SCP-2396 is to be given a single liter of liquid sucralose it believes to be sugar. For ease of containment, all staff interacting with it are to identify as women in some capacity. No other precautions are necessary. SCP-2396 is a female humanoid, approximately 2.5m tall and weighing 101kg. SCP-2396 is identical to a baseline female human in appearance, with the exception of naturally occurring pink hair and irises. The words "Ms. Sweetie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed along the outside of SCP-2396's left thigh.

When denied sugar any food item identified as containing sugar, SCP-2396 claims to undergo great pain, necessitating a constant supply of sugar or food items identified as such. The amount of sugar is unimportant in maintaining its anomalous effect. The consumption of sugars in any amount will cause SCP-2396's blood sugar level to reach a constant level of ~400 mg/dL. Due to its abnormally high blood sugar levels, the object is was in a constant state of hyperglycemia, stating to suffer from constant headaches and blurred vision. Despite its consumption of food, SCP-2396 does not exhibit any excretory bodily functions or change in weight.

While SCP-2396 is “fueled” with sugar, any male individual (who is not currently a SCP-2396-B instance) coming within 50 yards of her expresses a strong desire to leave and reorient their position as far from SCP-2396 as possible. Male-identified individuals brought in direct contact with SCP-2396 undergo symptoms similar to a diabetic coma. The object claims that this is to “keep nasty brothers and their friends away.”

SCP-2396-A instances are small objects comprised of simple sugars that resemble assorted colors of hard candy. SCP-2396-A instances appear anywhere within a six kilometer radius of SCP-2396's current location, with a greater density appearing in areas known to contain human traffic. Due to their size and the large area of SCP-2396's area of effect, placement and amount of SCP-2396-A is uncertain. The production of SCP-2396-A is known to increase when SCP-2396 undergoes stress. While SCP-2396-A objects are harmless when touched or ingested by female-identified humans, male-identified humans undergo a gradual transformation to an instance of SCP-2396-B.

Transformation into an instance of SCP-2396-B is marked by an increase in blood sugar levels, sometimes exceeding 600 mg/dL. Due to this, many who come into contact with SCP-2396-A are immobilized immediately by the rapid increase in blood sugar. Over a period of up to twelve hours, the individual's flesh, fluids, and bone are, through an unknown process, converted into hard candy which replicates and molds the body, causing the individual to become an instance of SCP-2396-B.

SCP-2396-B instances take the form of large humanoid constructs and, rarely, unicorns. Once an SCP-2396-B entity has been fully converted, it will make way toward SCP-2396 and attempt to breach its containment. SCP-2396-B entities show a strong resistance toward blunt-force trauma and exhibit abnormal strength. SCP-2396-B entities will attack any male-identified individuals in their line of sight. SCP-2396-B entities follow any commands given by any female-identified individual, including orders to stand down, and are most easily terminated with fire, whether through incinerator or flamethrower.

SCP-2396 ceases production of SCP-2396-A and its effect on male-identified individuals when it has not ingested sugar for longer than 48 hours. At this time, its blood sugar level stays at a constant 10 mg/dL. Due to the similarity between the effects of hyperglycemia and hypoglycemia as exhibited in SCP-2396, the object is unable to recognize the difference when given a similar amount of artificial sugars | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
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*A guard somehow throws requiem in them runs the f**k away*
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Ms Sweetie: ? *eating a lolypop*
1 up, 3y,
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Requiem:oh hello there how has your day been?
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Ms Sweetie: not much. *still eating lolypop* What about you?
1 up, 3y,
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Requiem: oh you know trying to escape
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Ms Sweetie: ah yes the ol' escapee. i've been trying to get my candy boys to free me.
1 up, 3y,
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Requiem:well * kicks the large reinforced titanium door down like its a peice of paper* what are you waiting for?
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Ms Sweetie: *walks out the door*
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Idk why they chose a sniper for keeping you in there they could use an assualt rifleman
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Ms Sweetie: That's just boys. Always gotta be makin' a big stink of things when they wanna get your attention. Ain't it always like that? Never a man, always a boy. Always beatin' up their friends when they think they're gettin' too close. A man's always gotta have his hands busy or else they're gonna be in the air.
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Killed many people and they put me this f**king stupid branch to protect you idk why they just get a riflemen with a siay grey 15 assault rifle and do this job
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Ms Sweetie: me neither, care for a candy?
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No because you always poison people when you give them candy
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Ms Sweetie: I won’t say poison. More like an improvement.
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Yeah like an improvement of being dead I read those f**king files I'm not a dumbass
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Ms sweetie: suit you'self. *eats the candy*
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Do you eat anything else other than candy?
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Ms. Sweetie: yea i do. but they don't have as much sugar as candy...
0 ups, 3y
Thats why I call you Ms. Diabetes
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guard: don't worry. because you're a man you are banned from even coming close to SCP-2396
0 ups, 3y
Why do you think I wear a this f**king mask it protects me from death it even heals me so if I die I'll come back 10 seconds after I'm dead
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Guard: okay thats enough *he pulls you out of the room*
0 ups, 3y
Does that mean I get my f**king job back?
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Miss Sweetie: you all boys never change. you always stay as little boys.....
0 ups, 3y
We gave you f**king rights but now you want to ban guns oh kiss my ass thats never gonna happen
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guard: *sighs* yes.
0 ups, 3y
Don't worry I'm gonna f**king kill multiple people and their families if they resist my arrest
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Ms Sweetie: *she comes up to you and touches you. you go into a diabetic coma*
0 ups, 3y
*10 seconds later he wakes up and gets away from her* don't try that shit!
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guard: yea, yea, just get outta here before you become a SCP-2396-B
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Put me in that shit and I'm gonna kill your whole ass family don't worry imma make sure everyone you know is dead
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Ms Sweetie: i wouldn't if you were a girl.
0 ups, 3y
Ah yes ms. Diabetes is now a feminist
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Rago: “Hmm.. what a strange place..”
*notices the entity*
“Oh, greetings!”
(Also you have made the best scp document i have ever seen so i gave an up)
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(Thank you :D)

Miss Sweetie: *looks at you weirdly while eating a lolypop*
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Rago: “Not much of a talker are ya? Well, can you at least tell me why you’re here?”
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(note: Ms Sweetie HATES male individuals)

Ms Sweetie: great. the researchers put in a boy toy for me...
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(I know, even though i am on mobile i read the desc)

Rago: “I have no idea what that is supposed to mean so ima listen to some music”

Rago puts some earbuds on and listens to “Guns” from FNF*
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Ms Sweetie: care for some candy?
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Rago: “It’s fine, I have some snacks”

Gets crisps from backpack and begins watching fnf videos*
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Ms Sweetie: Your loss. *eats candy*
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Rago: “what is this place anyway?”
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Ms Sweetie: this is the SCP foundation for all i know...
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Rago: “SCP? What’s that? I just got chucked into a van and now this.”
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Ms Sweetie: *shrugs*
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Rago: “Why are you here?”
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Ms Sweetie: take down the door. *points to a titanium door*
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “Really? That easy?”
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Ms Sweetie: behind it are guards who will shoot you down.
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “Not a problem”
Crystals begin to fly around rago
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Ms Sweetie: dunno...
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “huh. OH MY!”
He looks shocked.
“I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Rago!”
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Ms Sweetie: ._.
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Rago: “Problem? Anyway, we need to be fast”
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Ms Sweetie: dunno.
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “We should just try get as far as possible from here”
The crystals form a sort of flying platform
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Ms Sweetie: Im Miss Sweetie...
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “Now, how do we get outa here?”
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0 ups, 3y
Rago: “Pleased to meet you, Miss Sweetie!”
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Ms Sweetie: ok!
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Rago: image
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*they escape*
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*they walk out and immediately ran*
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*Bullets are blocked by the crystals*
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Rago: “Okay, we’re almost out”
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Ms Sweetie: idk....ask the researchers....
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Rago: “I did on the way here, they just talked about putting another entity here and i am really confused”
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0 ups, 3y,
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(Also my autoword now says “Diabetic Coma thanks to this post XD)
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(LOL)
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    SCP-2396 (Ms. Sweetie); Eculid; SCP-2396 is to be housed in a standard humanoid containment cell in the Low Security Wing of Site-19. Daily, SCP-2396 is to be given a single liter of liquid sucralose it believes to be sugar. For ease of containment, all staff interacting with it are to identify as women in some capacity. No other precautions are necessary. SCP-2396 is a female humanoid, approximately 2.5m tall and weighing 101kg. SCP-2396 is identical to a baseline female human in appearance, with the exception of naturally occurring pink hair and irises. The words "Ms. Sweetie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed along the outside of SCP-2396's left thigh. When denied sugar any food item identified as containing sugar, SCP-2396 claims to undergo great pain, necessitating a constant supply of sugar or food items identified as such. The amount of sugar is unimportant in maintaining its anomalous effect. The consumption of sugars in any amount will cause SCP-2396's blood sugar level to reach a constant level of ~400 mg/dL. Due to its abnormally high blood sugar levels, the object is was in a constant state of hyperglycemia, stating to suffer from constant headaches and blurred vision. Despite its consumption of food, SCP-2396 does not exhibit any excretory bodily functions or change in weight. While SCP-2396 is “fueled” with sugar, any male individual (who is not currently a SCP-2396-B instance) coming within 50 yards of her expresses a strong desire to leave and reorient their position as far from SCP-2396 as possible. Male-identified individuals brought in direct contact with SCP-2396 undergo symptoms similar to a diabetic coma. The object claims that this is to “keep nasty brothers and their friends away.” SCP-2396-A instances are small objects comprised of simple sugars that resemble assorted colors of hard candy. SCP-2396-A instances appear anywhere within a six kilometer radius of SCP-2396's current location, with a greater density appearing in areas known to contain human traffic. Due to their size and the large area of SCP-2396's area of effect, placement and amount of SCP-2396-A is uncertain. The production of SCP-2396-A is known to increase when SCP-2396 undergoes stress. While SCP-2396-A objects are harmless when touched or ingested by female-identified humans, male-identified humans undergo a gradual transformation to an instance of SCP-2396-B. Transformation into an instance of SCP-2396-B is marked by an increase in blood sugar levels, sometimes exceeding 600 mg/dL. Due to this, many who come into contact with SCP-2396-A are immobilized immediately by the rapid increase in blood sugar. Over a period of up to twelve hours, the individual's flesh, fluids, and bone are, through an unknown process, converted into hard candy which replicates and molds the body, causing the individual to become an instance of SCP-2396-B. SCP-2396-B instances take the form of large humanoid constructs and, rarely, unicorns. Once an SCP-2396-B entity has been fully converted, it will make way toward SCP-2396 and attempt to breach its containment. SCP-2396-B entities show a strong resistance toward blunt-force trauma and exhibit abnormal strength. SCP-2396-B entities will attack any male-identified individuals in their line of sight. SCP-2396-B entities follow any commands given by any female-identified individual, including orders to stand down, and are most easily terminated with fire, whether through incinerator or flamethrower. SCP-2396 ceases production of SCP-2396-A and its effect on male-identified individuals when it has not ingested sugar for longer than 48 hours. At this time, its blood sugar level stays at a constant 10 mg/dL. Due to the similarity between the effects of hyperglycemia and hypoglycemia as exhibited in SCP-2396, the object is unable to recognize the difference when given a similar amount of artificial sugars