pov: you see 5 year old bf in the park

Kawaii yeets her flaming cat shaped stop signs away and runs over to you.
Kawaii: Hewwo there lil' guy!

baby bf: hewo!

Kawaii: Are you alone? Where are your parents?

bf: idk

Kawaii: Then I'll just take you home.

bf: okie!

Kawaii: YEET THE CHILD... to my home :)

bf: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Kawaii flies at the speed of a jet plane, grabs bf, and flies at that same speed to her home.

bf: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Kawaii: *grabs bf and puts him in a hole*
Kawaii: your room :)
THE END (yes i know it's short and dramatic but im bored, i'm already out of ideas fur what next, and i'm tired by waiting fur other people to respond to me)

(Carlos shapeshifts his face into a siren and starts screaming, sounding more like Spongebob's alarm clock)

baby bf: hewo!

Awww *pets it*

baby bf: hewo!

Hello, little one

ODST Craig: *keeps walking*

Aflac: hey there small kid

baby bf: *comes back* hey whats wrong?

Aflac: *looks up* nothing.

baby bf: you look depressed

Aflac: i am, but you wouldn't understand.

baby bf: how tho?

Aflac: issues at my own house.

baby bf: like what?

Aflac: you won't get it.

baby bf: hewo!

Aflac: where's your family?

baby bf: idk

Aflac:. Hm... Is your dad that blue haired person with a hat?

baby bf: yea

Aflac: why don't you go talk to him?

baby bf: idk where he is

Aflac: he's right there! *Points at bench*

baby bf: okie

Aflac: *goes back to own bench, definitely looking depressed*

5 yo gf: “huh?”

bf: okie

She pushes him on the swing

baby bf: weeeeeee

baby bf: hewo!

Baby gf: “hai”^^

baby bf: whats your name?

Baby gf: “I’m cherry”^^

(Probably not her actual name but head canon-

baby bf: im bf!

Baby cherry: “nice to meet you! Wanna be fwends?”

bf: okie

Cherry: “yay! Wanna go swing?

baby bf; okie

Baby gf: “ok! I can push you.” :3