pov: you see 5 year old bf in the park

5 yo gf: “huh?”

baby bf: hewo!

Baby gf: “hai”^^

baby bf: whats your name?

Baby gf: “I’m cherry”^^

(Probably not her actual name but head canon-

baby bf: im bf!

Baby cherry: “nice to meet you! Wanna be fwends?”

bf: okie

Cherry: “yay! Wanna go swing?

baby bf; okie

Baby gf: “ok! I can push you.” :3

bf: okie

She pushes him on the swing

baby bf: weeeeeee

Cookie: AWWWW you are so cuuuuute!

baby bf: hewo!

Cookie: where are your parents little one?

baby bf: idk

Cookie: lets find them!

baby bf: okie

*they search around the whole playground for Bf's parents

baby bf: idk where they are

Cookie: lets wait for them!

bf: okie

*they wait for a while*

bf: hmmmm

baby bf: im bored

Cookie: wanna play a game? :D

bf: okie

Cookie: lets play....would you rather!

bf: okie

would you rather eat a worm or would you rather eat a frog?

bf: frog

Cookie: id rather eat dirt LOL

bf: lol

Cookie: your turn!

ODST Craig: *keeps walking*

Aflac: hey there small kid

baby bf: hewo!

Aflac: where's your family?

baby bf: idk

Aflac:. Hm... Is your dad that blue haired person with a hat?

baby bf: yea

Aflac: why don't you go talk to him?

baby bf: idk where he is

Aflac: he's right there! *Points at bench*

baby bf: okie

Aflac: *goes back to own bench, definitely looking depressed*

baby bf: *comes back* hey whats wrong?

Aflac: *looks up* nothing.

baby bf: you look depressed

Aflac: i am, but you wouldn't understand.

baby bf: how tho?

Aflac: issues at my own house.

baby bf: like what?

Aflac: you won't get it.